*SMASH* SHIT! Wine all over the small kitchen floor and quickly dashing into obstructed areas to make my life miserable. Plus there were cans of stuff on the floor yet to be put away which the wine rushed over to make friends with. All the while I was in the middle of my dinner (getting a beer at the time) and the Leaf game last Thursday. It was interesting to see the red wine change to green when sprayed with a yellow cleaner.
Fortunately it was only a $10 bottle of wine. Replacement was quick the next day as the girlfriend bought the original bottle.