Took the other test: The Personality Defect Test

Post #224,631 by broomberg 9/13/05 8:10:35 PM Reply	Took the other test: The Personality Defect Test [link\|http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506\|http://www.okcupid.c...41219933576750506] Smartass You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant. You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
Post #224,633 by boxley 9/13/05 8:44:11 PM Reply	takes one to know one Smartass You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath. "the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #224,635 by ben_tilly 9/13/05 9:00:18 PM Reply	Braggart here Braggart You are 85% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig. Cheers, Ben I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #224,641 by warmachine 9/13/05 9:17:50 PM Reply	Robot: 100% rational Matthew Greet Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? - Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
Post #224,645 by a6l6e6x 9/13/05 9:39:44 PM Reply	Hey, bro! Alex The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
Post #224,670 by Another Scott 9/13/05 10:49:16 PM Reply	I... Robot You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Considering that many of the questions seemed to ask the same thing over and over again... But what else would you expect from an [link\|http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp\|INTJ]: Your Type is\n INTJ\nIntroverted\tIntuitive\tThinking\tJudging\nStrength of the preferences %\n 89\t 25\t 62\t 33 I've been an INTJ for ~ 20 years or more. Cheers, Scott.
Post #224,642 by n3jja 9/13/05 9:24:59 PM Reply	Oh, here's a shocker........ NOT! Sociopath You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant. You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.
Post #224,652 by Ashton 9/13/05 10:02:58 PM Reply	Umm.. could you watch my kittens & wabbits for the weekend?
Post #224,657 by n3jja 9/13/05 10:09:37 PM Reply	I have more compassion for animals than humans. Witnessed by the fact I was an emotional wreck when I had to put the dog to sleep. Cried for days. I'm still having episodes of grief at unexpected moments, 10 months after the fact. Like right now.
Post #224,659 by imqwerky 9/13/05 10:13:31 PM Reply	There, there. (/me pats u on the back) It can be very difficult to deal with. Try to remember the good times. You will heal. It will take time, but you will overcome this. Big hug, Amy Pray for the survivors of Bush.
Post #224,664 by broomberg 9/13/05 10:26:34 PM Reply	See, that was annoying!
Post #224,666 by imqwerky 9/13/05 10:31:07 PM Reply	Tough caca! Pray for the survivors of Bush.
Post #224,689 by Ashton 9/14/05 2:59:21 AM Reply	Send him some raw meat.. or maybe, some beef Jerk-y? :-\ufffd
Post #224,692 by warmachine 9/14/05 4:34:04 AM Reply	Tough caca? So much peace loving, flower child. Matthew Greet Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? - Mark Renton, Trainspotting.
Post #224,703 by bionerd 9/14/05 9:44:51 AM Reply	Just so you know, a real sociopath has no compassion for animals, either. Matter of fact, they usually start torturing and dismembering animals before they move up to people. You're not a sociopath- you're just not a people person. You like animals more because they dish out way less crap than people. Actually, it's not really people you dislike- it's crap. (Sorry about your dog)
Post #224,682 by drewk 9/14/05 12:40:25 AM Reply	Not quite so much Sociopath You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. ... You scored higher than 53% on Rationality You scored higher than 33% on Extroversion You scored higher than 87% on Brutality You scored higher than 67% on Arrogance About what I expected for an INTP. But also ... If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. So in that vein: Spiteful Loner You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak! === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #224,690 by Ashton 9/14/05 3:03:45 AM Reply	Yabut... we wuv you anyway (Mainly because.. .. you don't know where (most of us) live.) :-\ufffd
Post #224,699 by drewk 9/14/05 9:21:06 AM Reply	Eh, who cares === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #224,646 by imqwerky 9/13/05 9:44:32 PM Reply	Peace man, I'm a Hippie! You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Sociopath. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot. Spot on the mark for me. What a hoot! Peace, Amy Pray for the survivors of Katrina.
Post #224,650 by n3jja 9/13/05 9:54:47 PM Reply	Cartman might have the right idea, then. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth Yes, it is. I work with a guy who's like this. There are days I want to club him like a baby seal. God-damned annoying!!
Post #224,653 by imqwerky 9/13/05 10:04:35 PM Reply	I'm not annoying. In fact, I'm pretty entertaining, right guys? The test was a little over-the-top, but I generally seek to enjoy myself rather than preach. I'm a very good listener and would make an excellent talk-show hostess. I like to get inside people's heads. Fascinating stuff! Peace, Amy Pray for the survivors of Bush.
Post #224,654 by broomberg 9/13/05 10:05:13 PM Reply	You can be
Post #224,656 by imqwerky 9/13/05 10:06:52 PM Reply	And you're NEVER annoying, right Big Guy? ;-) Pray for the survivors of Bush.
Post #224,663 by broomberg 9/13/05 10:25:48 PM Reply	Actually, usually But I'm willing to admit it. We have a programmer who is leaving for a better job. She had her exit interview with HR today. HR Lady: So, what did you like about working for us? Exitee: Working with certain people, (listed several names, people I enjoy working with), especially Barry. He's brilliant, you know, but can be a pain in the ass. HR Lady: Yes, he's brilliant, and yes, he can be a pain in the ass.
Post #224,665 by imqwerky 9/13/05 10:30:12 PM Reply	Okay, SOMETIMES, I can be annoying. There. Are you happy now? KMA, you big lug! And pass me another ceegar. :-! Peace, Amy Pray for the survivors of Bush.
Post #224,667 by broomberg 9/13/05 10:37:54 PM Reply	Next time YOU bring the cigars!
Post #224,674 by imqwerky 9/13/05 11:01:57 PM Reply	Message received and noted. Pray for the survivors of Bush.
Post #224,681 by folkert 9/14/05 12:32:25 AM Reply	Bill Clinton... is that YOU? -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* [image\|http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg\|\|\|\|]
Post #224,708 by bionerd 9/14/05 10:02:01 AM Reply	I'm a hippie, too. Dont see myself as a hippie. The first time I smoked pot in my whole life was a few weeks ago at a party. I drank more than I had in YEARS and took a hit off a joint. It was gross. I much prefer drinking. (But in moderation. It took me 3 days to recover from that party. Bleck)
Post #224,911 by n3jja 9/15/05 9:24:40 PM Reply	Wuss.
Post #224,977 by bionerd 9/16/05 10:01:34 AM Reply	I know. It's shameful. See what getting old does to you?
Post #225,112 by n3jja 9/16/05 6:44:50 PM Reply	If you're still under 35, I don't wanna hear it, dearie. ;-)
Post #225,165 by bionerd 9/17/05 10:57:58 AM Reply	35 is but a distant memory I'm 42 and feeling every bit my age and then some. OT- last night I went out to dinner with some friends and ran into an old high school boyfriend I hadnt seen in 20 years. He was with his lovely wife and two children. I couldnt get over the fact that he got old. In my mind he will forever be that intellectual 17 year old who sat with me in my living room for hours listening to Rush and studying biology. I wonder if he thought the same thing about me.
Post #225,173 by boxley 9/17/05 11:33:06 AM Reply	studying biology and listening to talk radio? yuck "the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #225,178 by Another Scott 9/17/05 11:38:16 AM Reply	Ha! Probably not that radio. [link\|http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rush/120011.html\|The Spirit of Radio], maybe. ;-) Cheers, Scott.
Post #225,185 by bionerd 9/17/05 12:12:04 PM Reply	That's what I'm talking about! I have Spirit of the Radio as my ringtone on my cell phone. I'm so cool :-)
Post #225,191 by broomberg 9/17/05 12:22:40 PM Reply	da da da da da da da Invisable airwaves crackle with life. Ahh, I love Rush.
Post #225,202 by n3jja 9/17/05 1:13:18 PM Reply	Welcome to the club, then. Still got ya beat by 3, though.
Post #225,277 by boxley 9/18/05 11:09:20 AM Reply	ya must be well pickled, you dont look a day over 40 "the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #225,290 by n3jja 9/18/05 12:23:56 PM Reply	I'd prefer to not look a day over 35. Oh well... ;-)
Post #224,668 by tuberculosis 9/13/05 10:43:28 PM Reply	Robot You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant. "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
Post #224,680 by folkert 9/14/05 12:30:49 AM Reply	I am zee Capitahlistic Peeg, your mother warned you about. Capitalist Pig You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant. -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* [image\|http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg\|\|\|\|]
Post #224,930 by altmann 9/15/05 11:26:10 PM Reply	Spiteful Loner -- Chris Altmann

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