I should probably also mention that I took the zombie horde test as well, and was deemed a capable survivor, with about an 85% chance of making it out in one piece.
Somehow, I think the two are related to each other.
You are riding a bike.\nYou encounter an unexpected protein consumption event.\nDo you swallow? (Y/N)?\nYou have eaten the small bug. --MORE--
Edited by inthane-chan
Sept. 13, 2005, 03:38:54 PM EDT
Hmm, I wish they'd show what was the "right" answer
Zombie test showed me only hitting 63%, which was only better than 21% of the people my age and gender.
Check the 3-Variable Funny Test:
the Wit (57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: [link|http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/|http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/].
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
...was to be an (almost) complete and utter amoral bastard. For example, if there's three people on the roof, and you will lose one person freeing them, free them and arm them. If a bud has been bitten and is going to turn, tie him up and trap him with TNT. Stuff like that.
When somebody asks you to trade your security for freedom, it isn't your freedom they're talking about.