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by imqwerky

7/11/05 11:08:34 AM

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But I couldn't remember all that shit! Ha ha.

Saw it first on a tshirt in New Braunfels, TX. Laughed till I shit. Har de har.

Then I found this guy's website [link|http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html|http://www.thejaywal...shit_happens.html]

I think he needs to put Southern Baptists and Church of Christ on there, but I'm still formulating their credos to fit the schemata.

Got a couple of good jokes tho:

#1) Q: Why don't members of the Church of Christ screw standing up?
A: Because it's too much like dancing!

#2) Catholics don't recognize marriages outside the church, Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"

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Speaking of Volcanoes - (folkert) - (47) - July 8, 2005, 12:15:37 PM EDT

Is that you, Tom Cruise? -NT - (ben_tilly) - July 8, 2005, 12:21:23 PM EDT

You will perish in flames, subcreature! - (ChrisR) - (1) - July 8, 2005, 12:27:30 PM EDT

Are you the Keymaster? -NT - (imqwerky) - July 8, 2005, 03:13:23 PM EDT

..have to Be There to get the full flavour - - (Ashton) - July 8, 2005, 07:21:48 PM EDT

How to make money; Invent a religion - (Silverlock) - (42) - July 8, 2005, 10:08:29 PM EDT

I've heard a variation - (ben_tilly) - (41) - July 8, 2005, 10:14:02 PM EDT

Heinlein founded a religion? - (Silverlock) - (40) - July 8, 2005, 10:27:52 PM EDT

secular humanism, didnt appear to make as much as Elron -NT - (boxley) - (2) - July 8, 2005, 10:41:27 PM EDT

I doubt he was the founder. - (Silverlock) - (1) - July 8, 2005, 10:55:19 PM EDT

here ya go - (boxley) - July 8, 2005, 11:07:52 PM EDT

Church of All Worlds - (ben_tilly) - (36) - July 8, 2005, 11:13:20 PM EDT

And now for something completely different..... - (imqwerky) - (35) - July 9, 2005, 02:25:51 PM EDT

gotta get deep in that pile before you find christian - (boxley) - (6) - July 9, 2005, 04:23:01 PM EDT

And look at mine! - (broomberg) - (2) - July 9, 2005, 05:33:11 PM EDT

bah! not a bloodletter in the bunch :-) -NT - (boxley) - July 9, 2005, 05:40:34 PM EDT

Scary. - (Another Scott) - July 9, 2005, 06:00:06 PM EDT

Petty high on your Islam count there, Box . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (2) - July 9, 2005, 10:11:01 PM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (Steve Lowe) - July 9, 2005, 11:00:34 PM EDT

Islam is Judaism rewritten by a OTR camel jockey - (boxley) - July 11, 2005, 10:35:49 AM EDT

Now that is different. - (folkert) - July 9, 2005, 06:59:58 PM EDT

I think it needs just a little work. - (Andrew Grygus) - (2) - July 9, 2005, 10:07:45 PM EDT

Also, lumping "don't believe" with "don't know" seems bogus. -NT - (Another Scott) - July 9, 2005, 08:25:45 PM EDT

havnt heard a C of E sermon in a while have you - (boxley) - July 11, 2005, 10:38:38 AM EDT

Pretty much as expected - (Steve Lowe) - (1) - July 9, 2005, 09:41:22 PM EDT

I guess that makes you a Mainline Protestant, don't it? -NT - (jb4) - July 11, 2005, 02:35:01 PM EDT

Another Unitarian (surprised?) - (ben_tilly) - (11) - July 9, 2005, 11:27:04 PM EDT

When in doubt... - (imqwerky) - (10) - July 11, 2005, 09:31:55 AM EDT

Cross a Unitarian and a Jehova's Witness and what happens? - (ben_tilly) - (9) - July 11, 2005, 09:39:38 AM EDT

Re: X a unitarian w/a Jehovah's witness.... - (imqwerky) - (6) - July 11, 2005, 10:08:50 AM EDT

What's with the crappy humor? - (ben_tilly) - (4) - July 11, 2005, 09:53:25 AM EDT

"Wipe" that smile off your face - (imqwerky) - (2) - July 11, 2005, 10:03:39 AM EDT

A sh** eating grin? - (ChrisR) - July 11, 2005, 10:12:36 AM EDT

You have to expect... (new thread) - (ben_tilly) - July 11, 2005, 11:01:25 AM EDT

Just heard that about Baptists... -NT - (imric) - July 11, 2005, 10:55:47 AM EDT

Verily I say unto thee, my Daughter - - (Ashton) - July 11, 2005, 03:06:09 PM EDT

ROFL - shoulda used that at the bash! -NT - (imric) - (1) - July 11, 2005, 10:52:48 AM EDT

Thanks - (imqwerky) - July 11, 2005, 11:08:34 AM EDT

First question is missing an answer - (Silverlock) - (1) - July 11, 2005, 01:49:03 PM EDT

Yoko and me. That's reality. -NT - (Another Scott) - July 11, 2005, 02:15:13 PM EDT

Unitarian Protestant Hindu Pagan Buddist. - (bionerd) - (1) - July 11, 2005, 02:17:03 PM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (Steve Lowe) - July 12, 2005, 02:27:52 AM EDT

Hoo-boy! - (jb4) - July 11, 2005, 02:32:33 PM EDT

I've done that one before. - (static) - July 11, 2005, 10:54:39 PM EDT

Odd mix I think - (tuberculosis) - (3) - July 12, 2005, 01:31:03 AM EDT

A very low Islam count . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (1) - July 12, 2005, 02:37:12 AM EDT

With such a low count - (tuberculosis) - July 12, 2005, 12:07:01 PM EDT

We came out pretty much the same in the top 10 - (bionerd) - July 12, 2005, 09:35:40 AM EDT

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