Post #214,108
7/9/05 11:49:40 AM
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Was hoping I could fix it with duct tape.......
House is 60 yrs old. I'm not going to mess with it. You guys have sufficiently scared me out of it. Had a friend come over last night- he took a look and shook his head. My former husband did some wiring work on that end of the basement. Bob Vila he aint. My friend (an engineer. What else?) is going to work on it. Thanks for all the tips, though.
Laura
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Post #214,112
7/9/05 1:24:40 PM
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Wisdom
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Steve
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Post #214,124
7/9/05 8:23:14 PM
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Yeah, but what fun is that?
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Post #214,126
7/9/05 8:26:05 PM
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:-)
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Post #214,130
7/9/05 10:30:45 PM
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re: what fun is that?
Yeah! C'mon...Free perm!!!
The Elsa Lancaster Look is really IN this year.
Peace,
Amy
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
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Post #214,146
7/10/05 2:29:48 AM
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Now yer cookin!
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Post #214,148
7/10/05 4:32:10 AM
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Yup.
Many moons ago I had a woman working for me as a PC tech (back when PC techs actually had a function).
I would really, reeeeeeeeeally piss her off when I came back to the office to find she was stuck with something mechanical which I would resolve in seconds. What pissed her off was what I always said afterwards.
"Girls can't do this sort of thing - they just haven't broken enough stuff to know how far you can push stuff before it breaks."
I've also paid my dues in electricity, and in my tender youth woke up resting against the opposite wall often enough to get the lessons burned into long-term memory pretty good.
Poor Rose has watched in horror as I pulled wiring out of the wall and reconnected things with the lights still obviously on. "You aren't doing what I think you're doing, are you? I hope you're not."
And now a funny.
Navy electrician trainee is in the hospital laid up with serious electrical burns.
Chief comes to visit. "Kid, why did you do that? After all I taught you why did you do that?"
"Well Chief, I was trying to save some time. I've seen you save time by standing on one leg and working with hot wires so that's what I did. Why didn't it work?"
"Aww, kid, didn't you know I've got a wooden leg?"
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Post #214,170
7/11/05 10:47:42 AM
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Why you little.....(a la Three Stooges)
Loved the joke.
not the misogyny. (grrrr)
Got a story along the same lines, tho...
Was helping a friend install a ceiling fan and of course, after pulling the light fixture, realized that it wasn't set up for a fan, so had to put in a brace to support the load. Now, understand that I was about 8 months preggers and the only one with the know-how. What should have taken about an hour turned into 3.
Friend's hubby (who is an EE) says, " Guess you girls know what you're doing." Asshole never lifted a finger to help, I might add.
So I get up on that ladder and get the thing installed and it worked like a charm. Badda Bing, Badda Boom.
Oh, and I don't bother turning off the circuit breaker. I just turn the switch off and put tape over it so no one will accidentally flip it whilst I have the wires in me hand.
God, how I love working with electricity!!!
Peace,
Amy
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
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Post #214,177
7/11/05 10:57:15 AM
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EEs don't *work* with electricity
That's electricians you're thinking about. EEs are afraid to change a lightbulb without having the house mains disconnected by qualified personnel.
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Post #214,194
7/11/05 11:45:40 AM
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You keep forgetting...
I am an EE. My wife LOVES to watch me change outlets without turning off the circuits. Me: Dear where is the outlet you wanted me to change?
Karen: Right next to the Light in the Living room.
Me: The one by the end table not being used as an end table?
Karen: Yes dear.
Me: Okay.
[... few minutes go by ...]
Me: Damn... (pause) ewww... (pause) dammit...
Karen: Are you okay Hon?
Me: Yeah, I am just putting in the new outlet, I am fine.
Karen: Did you turn off the Electricity to the outlet?
Me: No, why would I do that, I just have to be careful. (pause) ... owww.
Karen: (now standing watching me a few feet away) Are you being Lazy again?
Me: Why no, what do you mean dear?
Karen: Nothing, I just wanted to make sure I had my wooden handled broom with me.
Me: Why would you OWWW... want that?
Karen: No particular reason.
Me: Oh come on, it is *JUST* 120V 60Hz AC, I can let go, now if it were 120V DC, then you'd need that.
Karen: Okay, Dear, you are the Engineer.
Me: (continuing to attach wire) dammint... I keep touching the ground when I am tightening the screws.
Me: crap... (as I drop the screw driver whence I get shocked again)
Me: weee, that was a good one...
Karen: Are you done yet?
Me: No Dear not quite... yeowzah... That hurt. (just finished tightening everything)
Me: No I just have to mount the new outlet back in the old box. (during the mount) Dammit I touched the frame(which is ground) and hot at the same time. Tripping the breaker. That bit me kind hard.
Karen: I told you you should have turned of the power.
Me: No way, it keeps me on my toes. --
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Post #214,224
7/11/05 1:49:31 PM
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Okay, I can't help this one, but ROFLMAO!!!!!
(with apologies to Barry)
My neighbor is in remodeling and I love his stories about the diff between 120V and 220V. 120V grabs a hold of you and hangs on for dear life. 220V knocks you across the room, cartoon fashion, hair frizzled and steaming and you say..."Wow....that was fun!" and the kids say..."Do that again!!!"
Peace,
Amy
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
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Post #214,183
7/11/05 11:15:07 AM
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Still gotta be careful
The black is a 'return' line, so the potential still exists to get shocked, depending on how it was originally wired. AC can be such fun!
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] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #214,196
7/11/05 11:48:48 AM
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Black is neutral, Plz-KThnkz!
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Post #214,225
7/11/05 1:54:41 PM
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No - black is *supposed* to be neutral
If you have a new house and you are the sole owner, black is probably reliably neutral everywhere. If you have an older house, and just one previous owner was a careless do it yourselfer, then any color wire can carry any kind of charge.
You need a meter and a good dollop of paranoia tempered with (un)common sense to work on such a house.
Serously, get a polarity tester (little pluggy thing with a couple lights on it) and walk around your house with it. If you are not the first owner, I will give you ten to one that at least one outlet shows up flipped.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #214,264
7/11/05 3:41:05 PM
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Yep.
And I've got at least one outlet in the house (38 yo house) that has flipped colors AND it stays slightly hot even after the circuit breaker is flipped. I haven't figured where it comes from yet, either.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #214,312
7/11/05 7:57:48 PM
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This is true.
My father (an electrician) was working on a friend's small factory, putting in ELCBs. He discovered some very peculiar cross-circuit wiring - like a set of lights on one circuit breaker using the neutral for another circuit. Took him a little while to sort that out.
Wade.
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Post #214,233
7/11/05 2:21:19 PM
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Back when I passed the NEC test
in '78, my teacher always referred to it as the 'return'. It's a habit borne of age...
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #214,193
7/11/05 11:43:52 AM
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I know
My rule is never touch both wires at the same time. That way, you never complete the circuit. I've installed ceiling fans, light fixtures, re-wired light fixtures and installed dimmer switches. I have a healthy respect/disrespect for electricity....got it from my grandfather who was a construction superintendent.
Never been shocked.
:)
Peace,
Amy
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
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Post #214,208
7/11/05 12:33:15 PM
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I'm convinced
my grandfather never really believed in electricity - he used to test circuits (including spark in cars) by grounding himself and touching the wires...
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #214,198
7/11/05 12:04:10 PM
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8 months pregnant?
Good nothing went wrong or you'd be spending the rest of your life explaining where the kid got that curly hair.
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Post #214,203
7/11/05 12:20:14 PM
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Or maybe...
She'd >have< an excuse to blame it on the shocking...
Err... Sorry Chris... I should resisted here.
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Post #214,215
7/11/05 12:43:14 PM
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Amy makes it hard to resist
She conducts shockingly bad jokes.
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #214,218
7/11/05 12:50:15 PM
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So True.
Lightning rod tend to do the job they are designed to do, quite well.
--
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Post #214,227
7/11/05 1:57:41 PM
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Groan
No Peace,
Amy
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
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Post #214,245
7/11/05 2:37:39 PM
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Save that groan...
If admin gets going, you'll see why quickly and repeatedly.
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #214,251
7/11/05 2:54:10 PM
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Is admin king of the bad pun?
Then I shall have to moan and groan and oooh and ahhh and breathe heavily and and and Yes! Yes! YES! YES!
(Clearing throat)
Something like that.
Peace,
Amy
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
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Post #214,257
7/11/05 3:18:43 PM
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Better behave or I'll have to lock you back in the closet!
Worse sin yet, you need to make sure to reply to the correct message. Several of the posts have you replying to your own posts, not the posts that you intended to reply to.
As for admin, as long as he delivers the joke in a Spongebob voice, he can get a laugh. :-)
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Post #214,262
7/11/05 3:34:17 PM
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Wrong sponge...
... for what she has in mind.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #214,291
7/11/05 5:59:00 PM
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Oops!
Sorry about that, Chief. ;)
Peace,
Amy
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
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Post #214,277
7/11/05 4:26:10 PM
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ICLRPD
Then I shall have to moan and groan and oooh and ahhh and breathe heavily and and and Yes! Yes! YES! YES!
Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #214,152
7/11/05 9:19:45 AM
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"Friend" huh?
He married? You offering him dinner afterward?
Oh, I see I have somewhere else to be now. Nevermind.
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Post #214,241
7/11/05 2:33:21 PM
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"Good" Friend
Not married. Had dinner beforehand. Still holding off on dessert.
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Post #214,226
7/11/05 1:55:27 PM
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You can
tape over those outlets and run a long extension to better wiring elsewhere in the house.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #214,246
7/11/05 2:39:24 PM
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Already did that
Problem is there is only one other outlet in the utility room, on the ceiling above the washer/dryer. Everytime I want to use the treadmill I have to climb up there to unplug the dryer. Big old pain in the butt.
Electrical work is the only thing I'm afraid to tackle in the house. I dont understand it enough and cant seem to wrap my brain around it.
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Post #214,373
7/12/05 8:16:04 AM
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If nothing else, the climbing is a good warm-up exercise :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #214,391
7/12/05 9:39:51 AM
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Yeah, until I fall off the dryer and break something else
I'm a bit of a bumble.
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Post #214,540
7/12/05 6:49:26 PM
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"Haven't you heard? Bumbles bounce!"
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Post #214,570
7/13/05 12:10:20 AM
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My stars.
Well spotted!
Now. 10 points for anyone else who can identify there that quote's from. :-) Hint: it was animated.
Wade.
Save Fintlewoodlewix
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Post #214,571
7/13/05 12:15:15 AM
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That's too easy.
We get bombarded with it on TV every (appropriate) season.
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #214,594
7/13/05 9:09:44 AM
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Just put one foot ... in front of ... the oth-er
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Post #214,596
7/13/05 9:45:29 AM
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and soon you'll be walking out the door-or-or!
That one is still my favorite.
We have all those classics on video. I have a rule that we watch them only at Christmas time. Otherwise they loose their magic.
And BTW, this bumble doesnt bounce. She crashes and goes down like a rock. I dont care what Yukon Cornelious says.
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Post #214,599
7/13/05 9:57:39 AM
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ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #214598 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=214598|ICLRPD]
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