My ex-wife's cat went nuts over any type of bread.

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Post #202,170

by Silverlock

4/6/05 10:32:28 AM

My ex-wife's cat went nuts over any type of bread.

I had a yellow lab who would eat pretty much anything that even *looked* like it might have come from our table.

Then one day I handed him a lemon.

It was afterwards that I finally, fully understood the term "bust a gut laughing".

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Spoiled little girly dogs........... -NT - (bionerd) - (1) - April 5, 2005, 07:50:06 PM EDT

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anything dropped disappeared - (SpiceWare) - (1) - April 6, 2005, 10:10:53 AM EDT

Mine doesn't like bananna. - (Another Scott) - April 6, 2005, 10:32:08 AM EDT

My ex-wife's cat went nuts over any type of bread. - (Silverlock) - April 6, 2005, 10:32:28 AM EDT

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