- I wake up, notice the time
- Try to wake up Scott
- Eat something left over
- Drink Coffee and LOTSA Diet Mountain Dew
- Notice Scott hasn't shown life signs yet
- Take a shower
- Wait another hour or so
- See the living dead show its face
- Wait some more til the blood gets to all parts of Scott's body
- Realize it won't happen
- Tell Zombie Scott to take a shower
- Wait some more
- Get all our trash in the car, including the pale one.
- Drive until about Ohio, before the second coming of Scott happens. This time with full color skin and vocabulary complaining about his back and his head
So basically ~6PM Scott finally awoke, mainly because of my bitching and complaining about the traffic... and my lack of foresight in Drinking $LARGE_AMOUNT of Diet Mountain Dew. Causing me to literally to do a tire and viaduct check. We only lost about, hmm, 10 Places? Right admin?