Post #196,763
3/1/05 10:02:07 AM
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:-)
Very amusing. Now I'm smiling. I am not looking forward to another day of mind-numbing data entry, but I shall push forward with a smile on my face and a cushion under my ass.
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #196,782
3/1/05 12:25:12 PM
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ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #196781 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=196781|ICLRPD]
-- Steve
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Post #196,783
3/1/05 12:26:08 PM
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hrm
If it's MIND numbing work, why do you need a cushion for your ass??
-- Steve
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Post #196,785
3/1/05 12:44:50 PM
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It's where she keeps her head?
Sorry, it was too easy.
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Post #196,788
3/1/05 1:34:14 PM
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Not me
This guy:
[link|http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushheadsup.htm|http://politicalhumo...blbushheadsup.htm]
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #196,839
3/1/05 7:06:36 PM
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Explain the data entry
Most of are computer geeks here who would rather commit hari kari than do data entry. In most cases, there is a way around it, but the people doing it just don't realize.
Where is the data coming from, and where is it going to?
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Post #196,855
3/1/05 9:29:46 PM
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paper to electronic I would guess, setting up experimental
runs on lines thanx, bill
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Post #196,902
3/2/05 9:50:21 AM
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Paper to Excel
Lots and lots of paper........
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #196,908
3/2/05 11:12:11 AM
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Aren't undergrads cheap?
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #196,911
3/2/05 11:53:18 AM
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Hey, this is what they pay me the big bucks!
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #196,912
3/2/05 12:00:46 PM
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Outsource yourself
Find three typists in Bangladesh. Email them scans of the work each night, get it in your inbox in the morning. Pay them half of what you get, take on three times the work. Everybody wins.
[image|/forums/images/warning.png|0|This is sarcasm...]
Maybe
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Post #196,942
3/2/05 6:37:27 PM
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That is NOT a sarcastic answer
I was going to suggest something like it, but with a twist. All 3 keyers key in the same data. A program compares the 3 results, and allows the matches to be tagged as correct. The only downside is the possibility of certain types of data (numerically intensive) that multiple people can have the same typos over.
I did essentially the same thing by downloading a database over noisy come lines via a scrolling screen capture. Pulled 50 MB of data with NO error checking and lots of lines "bursts", perfectly.
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Post #197,001
3/3/05 9:38:55 AM
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Too late
Project is done, thank God. On to bigger and better things. I absolutely cannot stand glaring into a computer monitor all day. Dont know how you guys do it.
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #197,006
3/3/05 10:18:50 AM
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It is easy...
We have all developed immunity to its effect.
Why else do you think most of us are classified as "geek" or "guru" or "god" or some cobimnation of the three?
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Post #197,010
3/3/05 11:05:31 AM
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I think of the monitor as a window
Into a world that is a lot more intellectually stimulating than the outside. Of course I also make sure to go and enjoy that outside as well.
Cheers, Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #197,072
3/3/05 5:21:44 PM
8/21/07 5:52:40 AM
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Easy - we keep hoping for new messages from people like you
to help us move a little bit forwards through our dreary little lives.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #197,179
3/4/05 9:36:07 AM
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That's the nicest thing I've heard all week.
Thanks.
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #197,185
3/4/05 9:57:48 AM
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Todd succeeds it. You fail it.
:-)
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Post #197,087
3/3/05 6:19:53 PM
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Interesting choice of words
> I absolutely cannot stand glaring into a computer monitor all day.
You are "glaring"? Or the screen has "glare"?
My screens don't. Work in a dim room, indirect lighting, never any light behind me to reflect.
> Dont know how you guys do it.
First of all, I don't do data entry. Ever.
I spend a LOT more time thinking and reading than I do typing. Probably by a factor of 100.
I also almost never use the phone when I am at the office. If I want to talk to someone I jump up and go over to their area. That way I get my answers very quickly, and I get a bit of exercise. It annoys the hell out of people who want to hide from me, though.
I also will take several breaks a day and merely wander around. If my boss asks me what I'm doing, I reply: Wasting time while I decompress.
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Post #197,101
3/3/05 8:25:27 PM
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I call those "non-smoking breaks", since I don't smoke. :-)
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Post #197,178
3/4/05 9:34:29 AM
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Because I hated the damn project so much
I glared at the computer. And snarled. And cursed. And rubbed my aching temples and my numb ass. "Glare" was the perfect word.
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #197,191
3/4/05 11:08:12 AM
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Which worsened your impression of computers...
Creating a feedback loop. - You hate projects involving lots of computer time.
- By association you learn to hate the idea of lots of computer time.
- When presented with a project involving lots of computer time, you stress about all of that computer time that you'll have to face.
- Leading you to hate the project involving lots of computer time.
Cheers, Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #197,207
3/4/05 1:24:07 PM
8/21/07 5:55:21 AM
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Give her a break - she was using excel
Any MS product will do that to a person after awhile.
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #197,212
3/4/05 1:46:19 PM
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True
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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