Broken foot, sick kids, exploding hot water heater, and the dog has wicked gas... God, does it ever end? Plus you guys dont scare me- I sort of like it here.
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
jb4 shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT