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Post #194,825 by folkert 2/15/05 4:33:09 PM Reply	Did you ever see a monkey playing with a stopwatch? -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* [link\|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230\|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link\|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp\|source]
Post #194,828 by bepatient 2/15/05 4:35:16 PM Reply	And suddenly it occurred to me... ...where these guys had learned their tactics. They'd seen Beau Geste, and were copying the Foreign Legionaires at Fort Zinderneuf. If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. _{Fudd's First Law of Opposition} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #194,833 by folkert 2/15/05 4:36:52 PM Reply	Specifically, they will not save the ship and crew, they will not win a stack of quatloos, and they will especially not get to sleep -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* [link\|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230\|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link\|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp\|source]
Post #194,830 by inthane-chan 2/15/05 4:35:48 PM Reply	do head.bang(wall); while(1);

[bionerd might enjoy]___The 'misandric' society ??? - (Ashton) - (35) - Feb. 14, 2005, 05:46:37 AM EST

Here Here! - (bionerd) - (34) - Feb. 14, 2005, 09:24:52 AM EST

Where, where? And what's there? - (CRConrad) - (2) - Feb. 14, 2005, 10:13:42 AM EST

It means this - (bionerd) - (1) - Feb. 14, 2005, 10:25:38 AM EST

Stand tall, then--you're not alone (it really is "hear"). -NT - (FuManChu) - Feb. 14, 2005, 11:13:04 AM EST

Where?! Where?! -NT - (tuberculosis) - (30) - Feb. 14, 2005, 01:10:10 PM EST

There! There! -NT - (broomberg) - (29) - Feb. 14, 2005, 08:32:04 PM EST

Enough! Enough! - (bionerd) - (28) - Feb. 15, 2005, 09:51:35 AM EST

Obeying the Law of Unintended Consequences since 2001. -NT - (Another Scott) - Feb. 15, 2005, 09:59:41 AM EST

Full ahead flank! -NT - (admin) - (18) - Feb. 15, 2005, 10:05:43 AM EST

Astounding - can't even pause to take a leak. -NT - (FuManChu) - (17) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:18:26 AM EST

So much din and clatter for so little effort. -NT - (inthane-chan) - (16) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:55:31 AM EST

There is something brain-damaged about that. -NT - (ben_tilly) - (15) - Feb. 15, 2005, 01:19:50 PM EST

We have advanced to new and surprising levels of bafflement. -NT - (admin) - (14) - Feb. 15, 2005, 01:28:35 PM EST

cf. Amway - same phenom; effective too. -NT - (folkert) - (13) - Feb. 15, 2005, 01:50:25 PM EST

LRPD Sez: Beavis And Butthead Cornholio Megamix -NT - (tuberculosis) - (12) - Feb. 15, 2005, 02:03:35 PM EST

Get the hell out of my driveway! -NT - (folkert) - (11) - Feb. 15, 2005, 02:06:09 PM EST

POW, right through the window, 12 inches of steel! -NT - (tuberculosis) - (10) - Feb. 15, 2005, 02:07:45 PM EST

Choose life. Choose LRPDism-spotting. -NT - (Another Scott) - (9) - Feb. 15, 2005, 02:24:53 PM EST

The LRPDs come from within, not without. -NT - (folkert) - (8) - Feb. 15, 2005, 02:25:31 PM EST

This land was green and good... until the Crystal cracked! -NT - (admin) - (7) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:00:25 PM EST

For every action there is a reactionary. -NT - (inthane-chan) - (6) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:12:40 PM EST

Can anyone here PLAY this game?? -NT - (folkert) - (5) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:28:56 PM EST

As diplomatic as an Italian politician... -NT - (bepatient) - (4) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:31:13 PM EST

Did you ever see a monkey playing with a stopwatch? -NT - (folkert) - (3) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:33:09 PM EST

And suddenly it occurred to me... - (bepatient) - (1) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:35:16 PM EST

Specifically, they will not save the ship and crew, - (folkert) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:36:52 PM EST

do head.bang(wall); while(1); - (inthane-chan) - Feb. 15, 2005, 04:35:48 PM EST

Re: Enough! Enough! - (Ashton) - (7) - Feb. 15, 2005, 10:08:25 PM EST

Constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels. -NT - (admin) - (6) - Feb. 15, 2005, 11:08:13 PM EST

See if I care. -NT - (cforde) - (5) - Feb. 16, 2005, 02:29:15 AM EST

Pilkunnussija. -NT - (CRConrad) - (4) - Feb. 16, 2005, 02:29:59 AM EST

"I have Mountain Dew, and crab juice." - (CRConrad) - (3) - Feb. 16, 2005, 02:37:31 AM EST

Oh, that's why you look familiar. -NT - (Meerkat) - (2) - Feb. 16, 2005, 06:17:06 AM EST

ObModedLRPD: Mmm... flame-roasted Meat Tree... -NT - (folkert) - Feb. 16, 2005, 09:48:32 AM EST

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