Post #194,728
2/15/05 9:51:35 AM
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Enough! Enough!
I think y'all are enjoying this a little too much.
[link|http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mhear.html|http://www.straightd...ailbag/mhear.html]
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
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Post #194,730
2/15/05 9:59:41 AM
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Obeying the Law of Unintended Consequences since 2001.
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Post #194,733
2/15/05 10:05:43 AM
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Full ahead flank!
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #194,765
2/15/05 11:18:26 AM
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Astounding - can't even pause to take a leak.
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Post #194,770
2/15/05 11:55:31 AM
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So much din and clatter for so little effort.
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Post #194,779
2/15/05 1:19:50 PM
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There is something brain-damaged about that.
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #194,783
2/15/05 1:28:35 PM
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We have advanced to new and surprising levels of bafflement.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #194,788
2/15/05 1:50:25 PM
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cf. Amway - same phenom; effective too.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #194,791
2/15/05 2:03:35 PM
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LRPD Sez: Beavis And Butthead Cornholio Megamix
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #194,792
2/15/05 2:06:09 PM
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Get the hell out of my driveway!
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #194,793
2/15/05 2:07:45 PM
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POW, right through the window, 12 inches of steel!
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #194,798
2/15/05 2:24:53 PM
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Choose life. Choose LRPDism-spotting.
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Post #194,799
2/15/05 2:25:31 PM
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The LRPDs come from within, not without.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #194,814
2/15/05 4:00:25 PM
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This land was green and good... until the Crystal cracked!
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #194,815
2/15/05 4:12:40 PM
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For every action there is a reactionary.
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Post #194,820
2/15/05 4:28:56 PM
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Can anyone here PLAY this game??
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #194,822
2/15/05 4:31:13 PM
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As diplomatic as an Italian politician...
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #194,825
2/15/05 4:33:09 PM
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Did you ever see a monkey playing with a stopwatch?
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #194,828
2/15/05 4:35:16 PM
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And suddenly it occurred to me...
...where these guys had learned their tactics. They'd seen Beau Geste, and were copying the Foreign Legionaires at Fort Zinderneuf.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #194,833
2/15/05 4:36:52 PM
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Specifically, they will not save the ship and crew,
they will not win a stack of quatloos, and they will especially not get to sleep
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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Post #194,830
2/15/05 4:35:48 PM
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do head.bang(wall); while(1);
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Post #194,878
2/15/05 10:08:25 PM
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Re: Enough! Enough!
As you've observed here (here) .. a little seed corn
can spook the entire flock into Rabelaisian congress with the El Arrrrhh Pee Dee -- occasionally requiring a Hard Reset ... and a bit of Kahlua on the rice crispies.
Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cluck..
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Post #194,887
2/15/05 11:08:13 PM
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Constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #194,911
2/16/05 2:29:15 AM
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See if I care.
Have fun,
Carl Forde
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Post #194,912
2/16/05 2:29:59 AM
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Pilkunnussija.
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Post #194,913
2/16/05 2:37:31 AM
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"I have Mountain Dew, and crab juice."
"Ugh! Gross! I'll take a crab juice!"
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]
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Post #194,920
2/16/05 6:17:06 AM
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Oh, that's why you look familiar.
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
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Post #194,936
2/16/05 9:42:31 AM
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Powered by The Meat Tree!
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #194,937
2/16/05 9:48:32 AM
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ObModedLRPD: Mmm... flame-roasted Meat Tree...
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwethey[link|http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134485&cid=11233230|"Microsoft Security" is an even better oxymoron than "Miltary Intelligence"] No matter how much Microsoft supporters whine about how Linux and other operating systems have just as many bugs as their operating systems do, the bottom line is that the serious, gut-wrenching problems happen on Windows, not on Linux, not on Mac OS. -- [link|http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1622086,00.asp|source]
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