It's vacuous
INTERNET INTELLIGENCE TEST
Vacuous is to Internet as marketing is to
1. koala bear
2. kryptonite
3. eurythromblysis
4. football
5. spam
Which one of the following does not belong?
1. diamond
2. ruby
3. reefer
4. sapphire
5. garnet
Which number comes next?
1,1,1,1,1...
1. 42
2. 17
3. 1221
4. 1
5. 666
"Neither a borrower nor a _________ be."
1. terrorist
2. pedophile
3. leper
4. fatass
5. lender
Which figure is out of place?
1. :/
2. ;)
3. :)
4. >:{
5. spam
Email is to dialup as snail mail is to
1. Rodney
2. deSitter
3. Mail truck
4. Dilbert
5. spam
If it takes 3 C programmers 10 days to finish a project, then 6 C programmers can finish it in
1. 100 days
2. 1000 days
3. can't be determined
4. trick, there are only 5 C programmers left
5. spam
Which one is out of place?
1. 192.168.1.0
2. 172.16.1.0
3 10.1.0.0
4. sales@microsoft.com
5. www.microsoft.com
If Bill gains 0.1 pounds for every minute his fat ass is hanging out online, and loses 0.02 pounds every time he masturbates, how much will he weigh after an all-day session of downloading pornography, assuming he masturbates 3 times an hour?
