Ross, as a middling science fiction author said...

"Life sucks, then you die, then they put you in a hole in the ground, and then the worms eat you.

BE GLAD IT HAPPENS IN THAT ORDER!"

Yeah, things get kind of rough. There are morons out there. 50% of everybody is below average, but 50% of everybody is above.

If(Glass.status == full.half or Glass.status == empty.half)
{
system.out("Who cares, it tastes good!");
}