1. You organize your entire house according to the color spectrum on the album cover of Star Trek The Motion Picture.

2. You save every single E-mail, important post, or other electronic transaction to the Hard Drive, indexed, dated and filed away by directory per person. :)

3. You have an entire collection of Stuffed Animals, all catalogued in Access, by description, name, type, date bought, company made by, etc. etc.

4. You have all your books arranged by Wars and other topics, i.e. Civil War, WW1, WW2, Vietnam, Korea, and by Movie Tie Ins, Humor, Titanic, Sci Fi, Star Trek, Star Wars, Jack Higgins, etc.

5. You still have an autographed napkin which was autographed by the Darth Vader persona (person playing him) at the local Burger Chef.

6. You name all your computers and other peripherals, also things like cars, etc.

Hmmmmm want any more? And yes, all the above are true about Owls, and much much more! ;)

Nightowl >8#