Hee hee hee!
Orion made me laugh!
For whatever you do, don't post on a Newsgroup from your NT/W2K Server saying you need security help, if you do, post from a different IP address.
Heh. I like that.
Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.