Hey now!
You guys inflicted Microsoft on us - Billy 'n Bally aren't exactly natives, and I can't help but imagine that most M$ers started off down in Silly Valley...
Besides, I personally *LIKE* nerds and slackers. They're much more friendly than the anal retentive types you guys offloaded on us...
Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.