Heck, you're sounding almost European[*], as if that were any distance!
Besides, everybody *knows* Texas is synonymous with Dallas -- you say otherwise, I'll sic J.R. on you!
(But that response #36, to the second petition, really was pretty good.. Ya shoulda claimed it while you could! :-)
[*]: "Americans think a hundred years is old; Europeans think a hundred miles is far."