Dallas, Houston, what's the diff?
Heck, you're sounding almost European[*], as if that were any distance!
Besides, everybody *knows* Texas is synonymous with Dallas -- you say otherwise, I'll sic J.R. on you!
(But that response #36, to the second petition, really was pretty good.. Ya shoulda claimed it while you could! :-)
[*]: "Americans think a hundred years is old; Europeans think a hundred miles is far."
Christian R. Conrad
Of course, who am I to point fingers? I'm in the "Information Technology" business, prima facia evidence that there's bats in the bell tower. -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=27764|Andrew Grygus]