Nobody here is plotting against you or has in the past. Nobody here has time for that shit, and nobody has time for the shit you're dumping now.

I'm perfectly happy to give you another chance here, even if others aren't, but you've only been here a couple of hours and you've already pretty much blown it. Drop this now or leave.

The world does not revolve around you and the world isn't plotting against you and nor are we. Get over it