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New Makes ya want to eat a steaming plate of haggis :-D

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
New It does?
Unfortunately (or fortunately?) a truly proper haggis can't be made in the U.S. unless you dismantle your own sheep, because selling sheep lungs is not legal.
[link|http://www.aaxnet.com|AAx]
New Why is that?
New Illegal because the sound the sheep makes when lungs...
...removed is like the sound of bagpipes.
New Rarely do I actually LOL ... but that one got me
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New ObAOL.
New Haggis is Scottish. Corned beef & cabbage is Irish
jb4
"Every Repbulican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
&mdash an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
New Corned beef and cabbage is as Irish . . .
as Pizza is Italian.
-----------------------------------------
Impeach Bush. Impeach Cheney. Do it now.
New Yes, haggis is Scottish...Are you saying bagpipes are *not*?
New They were "imported"
Best argument for the customs service I can think of...
jb4
"Every Repbulican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
&mdash an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
New What I meant was, WTF does your reply to Amy mean?
That she should have associated them with Ireland *in stead of* Scotland, or what?

Do you?

I don't.

And I don't think very many people do.


   [link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Yes Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people. - [link|http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Episode_105|Mr. Hat]
New He probably had Ireland on his brain because of...
it being St. Patrick's day today.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New yea, people at work said I wasnt wearing green
so I smiled at them
thanx,
bill
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
New Revealing your green teeth?
Or because you were wearing green undies?

Dancing a jig,
Amy

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
New use the same dentist as Muqtada al Sadr
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
New Duh! Sorry JayBee, sorry Ben. :-(How *stupid* of me!)-:
Worst thing is, I *knew* that; I noticed in passing that Google seems to have smaller clovers than last year, and I chuckled at Andrew's "hyphenated-Americans" who spread their old tradiotions sometimes as far as back to the old homeland.

But (for some stupid fucking unfathomable reason) I didn't grok that then, when someone wanders around blowing his bagpipes in the workplace (wasn't it?) in America on that day, they're infinitely more likely to be supposed to be Irish pipes than Scottish. Which *perfectly* explains why JayBee thought Amy should have been drooling for cabbage stew in stead of haggis.

Damn, I *hate* it when I'm being stupid like that. :-( :-( :-(

Sorry.


   [link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Yes Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people. - [link|http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Episode_105|Mr. Hat]
New Must have been something about 3/17.
I had a similar incident, so don't feel bad. Have a look at [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=248380|this] thread in the Mac forum.

:-)

Cheers,
Scott.
New too much blood in the alchohol stream
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
New I concur!
jb4
"Every Repbulican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
&mdash an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
New No. AFAIK, they're originally Irish
Of course so are the Scots. Which is why they hate the Irish so much.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New *SIGH*. If you absolutely *have* to brag with your trivia...
...knowledge, then please try to at least make it something that we don't all know already. The point is, *by now* the bagpipes, like the Scots themselves, are considerably more Scottish than Irish in the eyes of... Well, apparently everybody except you.

If you want to contribute to the discussion, then try to figure out where the fuck JayBee dredged up the Paddies' grub from in the first place. Can he really not have noticed that they -- Scots, pipes, and all -- left Hibernia for Caledonia back around when they were still both called that?


   [link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Yes Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people. - [link|http://maxpages.com/southpark2k/Episode_105|Mr. Hat]
New Okay, potatoes and soda bread then.
But haggis is funnier :-P

Deflatedly,
Amy

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
New Don't let the pitnickers get you down. :-)
New All in good fun.
Hugs,
Amy

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
New All in? Good. Fun!
Yet more Fun With Punctuation™.
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New You need to get yourself another hobby :-)
Follow your MOUSE
New s/another/a/


Peter
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Use P2P for legitimate purposes!
New You know I dont have a clue what you people are saying
When you talk in code. I just smile and nod.
Follow your MOUSE
New s/x/y/
(I think) Means:

substitute "x" with "y"

Thus, "You need to get yourself another hobby :-)" when operated on the pseudo-code s/another/a/ becomes "You need to get yourself a hobby :-)"

HTH.

Cheers,
Scott.
New That code isn't pseudo
That's exactly what you would enter to do the replacement. (BTW you're right about what it does.)
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New In csh/edlin/vi/bash or some other line interpreter, no?
New Yup
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New ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #248855 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=248855|ICLRPD]
lincoln

"Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow


Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem.


I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the United States.


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New Think it originated in SED (Shell Editor)
Lot's of languages have borrowed and extended the original SED expressions, but the original was just a text editor without a menu system, so if you wanted to do text substitution, you had to issue a s(ubstitution) command.

Might I suggest some light reading on SED - [link|http://onestepback.org/articles/poly/sed.html|Scott's helpful SED scripts]. :-)

New sed (lower case please) is the Stream EDitor.
And the phrase you're all looking for is "regular expression".


Peter
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[link|http://www.kuro5hin.org|There is no K5 Cabal]
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Use P2P for legitimate purposes!
New Stream EDitor
[link|http://www.cornerstonemag.com/sed/|http://www.cornerstonemag.com/sed/]

And I believe you're right:
s/regular expression/replacement/flags
Substitute the replacement string for instances of the regular expression in the pattern space. Any character other than backslash or newline can be used instead of a slash to delimit the RE and the replacement. Within the RE and the replacement, the RE delimiter itself can be used as a literal character if it is preceded by a backslash. An ampersand (&) appearing in the replacement will be replaced by the string matching the RE. The special meaning of "&" in this context can be suppressed by preceding it by backslash. The characters \\n, where n is a digit, will be replaced by the text matched by the corresponding backreference expression. For each backslash (\\) encountered in scanning replacement from beginning to end, the following character loses its special meaning (if any). It is unspecified what special meaning is given to any character other than &, \\ or digits. A line can be split by substituting a newline character into it. The application must escape the newline character in the replacement by preceding it by backslash. A substitution is considered to have been performed even if the replacement string is identical to the string that it replaces. The value of flags must be zero or more of:

n
Substitute for the nth occurrence only of the regular expression found within the pattern space.
g
Globally substitute for all non-overlapping instances of the regular expression rather than just the first one. If both g and n are specified, the results are unspecified.
p
Write the pattern space to standard output if a replacement was made.
w wfile
Write. Append the pattern space to wfile if a replacement was made.

--
Steve
[link|http://www.ubuntulinux.org|Ubuntu]
New admin is one crazy cat.
New There is NOTHING funny about haggis...
...except maybe watching someone else eating it/them/whatever!
jb4
"Every Repbulican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
&mdash an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
     Bagpipes! In our lobby! - (jb4) - (46)
         Don't look under the Kilt. -NT - (folkert)
         Yes, but it wasn't until the 20th century . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
             WMD: Weapons of Mass Dyspepsia -NT - (jb4)
         Bagpipes should NOT be played indoors - (ben_tilly) - (4)
             They come in all sizes I guess - (tuberculosis) - (1)
                 They do - (ben_tilly)
             I took a math test once in college - (admin)
             s/enemy/cat/ -NT - (pwhysall)
         Makes ya want to eat a steaming plate of haggis :-D -NT - (imqwerky) - (37)
             It does? - (Andrew Grygus) - (4)
                 Why is that? -NT - (Another Scott) - (3)
                     Illegal because the sound the sheep makes when lungs... - (ChrisR) - (2)
                         Rarely do I actually LOL ... but that one got me -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                             ObAOL. -NT - (Another Scott)
             Haggis is Scottish. Corned beef & cabbage is Irish -NT - (jb4) - (31)
                 Corned beef and cabbage is as Irish . . . - (Silverlock)
                 Yes, haggis is Scottish...Are you saying bagpipes are *not*? -NT - (CRConrad) - (12)
                     They were "imported" - (jb4) - (9)
                         What I meant was, WTF does your reply to Amy mean? - (CRConrad) - (8)
                             He probably had Ireland on his brain because of... - (ben_tilly) - (7)
                                 yea, people at work said I wasnt wearing green - (boxley) - (2)
                                     Revealing your green teeth? - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                         use the same dentist as Muqtada al Sadr -NT - (boxley)
                                 Duh! Sorry JayBee, sorry Ben. :-(How *stupid* of me!)-: - (CRConrad) - (3)
                                     Must have been something about 3/17. - (Another Scott)
                                     too much blood in the alchohol stream -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                                         I concur! -NT - (jb4)
                     No. AFAIK, they're originally Irish - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                         *SIGH*. If you absolutely *have* to brag with your trivia... - (CRConrad)
                 Okay, potatoes and soda bread then. - (imqwerky) - (16)
                     Don't let the pitnickers get you down. :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - (14)
                         All in good fun. - (imqwerky) - (13)
                             All in? Good. Fun! - (drewk) - (12)
                                 You need to get yourself another hobby :-) -NT - (bionerd) - (11)
                                     s/another/a/ -NT - (pwhysall) - (10)
                                         You know I dont have a clue what you people are saying - (bionerd) - (9)
                                             s/x/y/ - (Another Scott) - (3)
                                                 That code isn't pseudo - (drewk) - (2)
                                                     In csh/edlin/vi/bash or some other line interpreter, no? -NT - (Another Scott) - (1)
                                                         Yup -NT - (drewk)
                                             ICLRPD (new thread) - (lincoln)
                                             Think it originated in SED (Shell Editor) - (ChrisR) - (3)
                                                 sed (lower case please) is the Stream EDitor. - (pwhysall)
                                                 Stream EDitor - (Steve Lowe)
                                                 admin is one crazy cat. -NT - (Another Scott)
                     There is NOTHING funny about haggis... - (jb4)

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