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New I use Excel daily.
It's not all that configurable; most of it is frippery - colours, recalc, circular things, do your dates start from 1900 or 1904 (no, seriously, you can choose that) and because of MS's insistence on being backward compatible with both Excel and 1-2-3, there's a number of options to do with that. None of which are of much substance, taken in isolation.

Excel is inherently flexible.

Out of the box, and with no configuration whatsoever, it can be used for complex financial analysis, arbitrary data-shuffling, or balancing your chequebook.

ObExcelRant: Why bother configuring how the fuck many files are on the MRU? Why can I only have a maximum of 9? Why can't I have that list go as far down the screen as the menu will reach? What if I'm using more than 9 files and want to keep track of them? Cheers, Microsoft. I now get to use the utterly fucked up "history" option (in Windows) or the "fuck you, it doesn't exist" option (in OS X).

I had high hopes of this being fixed in the generally superior Mac version, but it's not.

And another thing, while I'm ranting about Office. Word's crap, right? Graphics handling, numbering, fields, all utter shite. However. Instead of fixing that, Microsoft decided that what we need is Sparkle Text. What the FUCK is that about?

And don't even get me started about Access.


Peter
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New And why can't you do sparkle text *and* marching ants?
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New That could mean Excel is a flawed example.
More likely, it points out how 'configuration' (e.g. a cell's number format) has migrated towards 'functionality'.

I have a simpler example. I develop and maintain a trouble-ticket system. Like most systems, tickets are able to be put into different categories for action by different groups of people. Is the job of adding new categories configuration? In a way, yes. But not really: most people who use it are unaware that adding or renaming a category is dead simple - there's actually a screen just for that. It might look like configuration, sure, but it's functionality.

Wade.
"Insert crowbar. Apply force."
New Number *format*.
That's part of the document. Not configuration.


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New you poor bastard
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     Let's try it again then. - (ubernostrum) - (48)
         I don't think anyone disagrees with that. - (Another Scott) - (4)
             Re: I don't think anyone disagrees with that. - (ubernostrum) - (3)
                 Sensible people don't want redundant configuration options. - (Another Scott) - (2)
                     Seriously. - (ubernostrum) - (1)
                         Balkanization -NT - (drewk)
         Fine - (broomberg) - (42)
             Re: Fine - (ubernostrum) - (40)
                 Simple example - (broomberg) - (16)
                     Re: Simple example - (altmann) - (1)
                         Hey - (broomberg)
                     No. - (ubernostrum) - (13)
                         Batch process. Automation. Piss off. -NT - (drewk) - (2)
                             It's probably a database permissions problem. - (pwhysall) - (1)
                                 Now that twitch in my left eye is back -NT - (drewk)
                         mickeysoft berk - (boxley)
                         You've made it plain - (broomberg) - (8)
                             You've made it plain - (ubernostrum) - (7)
                                 Reality check - (ben_tilly) - (6)
                                     The statement that highlights the fundamental disconnect - (bepatient) - (5)
                                         Devil's advocate mode - (broomberg) - (4)
                                             You CAN always leave means to override the default behaviour - (hnick) - (3)
                                                 No, it can be very complicated - (tonytib) - (2)
                                                     That's true. - (hnick) - (1)
                                                         ICLRPD (new thread) - (drewk)
                 On its face - (bepatient) - (22)
                     I use Excel daily. - (pwhysall) - (4)
                         And why can't you do sparkle text *and* marching ants? -NT - (drewk)
                         That could mean Excel is a flawed example. - (static) - (1)
                             Number *format*. - (pwhysall)
                         you poor bastard -NT - (boxley)
                     Thanks for that link. Nostalgia! - (Another Scott)
                     Re: On its face - (ubernostrum) - (15)
                         Quick question for you - (ben_tilly) - (14)
                             I do not believe - (ubernostrum) - (13)
                                 Before anyone else responds to this ... - (drewk)
                                 Too Late, Drook. - (jake123) - (11)
                                     Ya gotta admit, it /is/ arse-ugly, though. - (pwhysall) - (10)
                                         Ya looking in the mirror again? ;-) -NT - (jbrabeck) - (3)
                                             I see many things in the mirror. OS/2 isn't one of them. -NT - (pwhysall) - (2)
                                                 And *I'm* the one that gets accused of fishing for LRPDs -NT - (drewk)
                                                 That's because it isn't behind you -NT - (ben_tilly)
                                         Ya gotta look at a version that's was released in this - (jake123) - (5)
                                             Re: Ya gotta look at a version that's was released in this - (pwhysall) - (2)
                                                 Wow. 4 out of the 6 are very nice looking. - (folkert) - (1)
                                                     I take it your wife chooses the decor in your house. - (pwhysall)
                                             Jack, it' like trying to teach a pig to sing. -NT - (n3jja) - (1)
                                                 you've heard him, he cant sing :-) -NT - (boxley)
             Thanks, Barry, now I don't have to write that same post -NT - (drewk)

Hey, they have color-coded detours here.
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