. . they moved the plant out to Chino unless they were nostalgiac for the sweet aroma of cow pies back on the farm.

Actually that won't wash either, 'cause Margarita was born here in La Crescenta as at least 3rd generation and Wallace is second generation but can actually read and write Chinese.

Wallace spends a lot of time in China now because that's where their product is made (after prototyping in Chino). I've seen pictures of the factory. Think Dickens' and the Industrial Revolution. Now crank it back about 7 centuries and add a paint spray booth.