Post #221,653
8/30/05 2:52:42 PM
8/30/05 7:19:16 PM
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Bite me, bumorifice.
I totally understand the literary device of which you speak.
Do you have me confused with someone else?
You are acting like a total right-wing, fundy, nutball. Do you take everything said so LITERALLY? Do you really think a doc would actually SAY the exact words? I think not. I don't think I'm pollyanna-ish to believe that a doctor would have more tact and aplomb to be a bit more diplomatic in his phaseology.
Oh and speaking of which...
("You promiscuous slut...your grounded until you're 30!").
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No Peace for You,
Amy
edit: PS added.
PS
(read this: <^>0.o<^>)
" I tend to believe the great voices of peace throughout history {were} right, and this voice from this little hamlet here in Texas is absolutely wrong. The world is watching what you do here. It is important that you be calm, that you be peaceful, but you be firm. My grandmother {used to} say, \ufffdFight them \ufffdtil hell freezes over, and when hell freezes over, fight them on the ice.\ufffd
Dallas Reverend Peter Johnson, former staff member of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.
Edited by imqwerky
Aug. 30, 2005, 03:14:54 PM EDT
Edited by imqwerky
Aug. 30, 2005, 07:19:16 PM EDT
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Post #221,655
8/30/05 2:54:17 PM
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Surely, "Jane"?
Peter
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Post #221,665
8/30/05 3:33:49 PM
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Damn the Pecksniffs! Full speed ahead -
And for economy of phrase, Bite me, asshole
..is a mild, most Lady-like riposte - given the hubris behind that gratuitous 'tutoring'.
:-\ufffd
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Post #221,667
8/30/05 3:47:48 PM
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Ashton,
didja see the PS?
If there is a better ASCII way to flip the bird, I would be mighty obliged ;)
a.
" I tend to believe the great voices of peace throughout history {were} right, and this voice from this little hamlet here in Texas is absolutely wrong. The world is watching what you do here. It is important that you be calm, that you be peaceful, but you be firm. My grandmother {used to} say, \ufffdFight them \ufffdtil hell freezes over, and when hell freezes over, fight them on the ice.\ufffd
Dallas Reverend Peter Johnson, former staff member of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.
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Post #221,669
8/30/05 3:59:13 PM
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.1.. ..1. -Both hands
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Post #221,686
8/30/05 5:01:33 PM
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o0oo oo0o
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Post #221,668
8/30/05 3:57:35 PM
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Gee! Thanks for dragging me into this.
Matthew Greet
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
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Post #221,671
8/30/05 4:02:39 PM
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Bite yerse'f!
You were the one who didn't bother to properly interpret the post, young lady. So don't get all huffy when your response to your own manufactured problem due to your inability to properly interpret the post is rebuffed.
NO, I don't think a doc would say those words. In fact, I didn't even say that a doc would say those words (which you'd already know if you had read the post properly). But don't let that get in the way of a good rant, Amy...it ruins the flow of your righteous indignation.
And as far as your link is concerned...I'll match grammatik with you until the cows come home. What I won't try to match is typing capability; that I will happily concede to anybody here...including Box.
BTW, I don't sp33k l33t, either, so your fumblings at the end of the post are lost on me. (See? At least I'll admit when I haven't the slightest idea of what you are talking about...er, perhaps that should read: the slightest idea of that about which you are talking.)
-
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #221,712
8/30/05 7:33:07 PM
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Ha Ha.
In the famous words of Pauly Shore:
"Don't tax my gig so hardcore, Cruster."
Time to clock out.
Would you hold this bag for me?
Buh-bye.
" I tend to believe the great voices of peace throughout history {were} right, and this voice from this little hamlet here in Texas is absolutely wrong. The world is watching what you do here. It is important that you be calm, that you be peaceful, but you be firm. My grandmother {used to} say, \ufffdFight them \ufffdtil hell freezes over, and when hell freezes over, fight them on the ice.\ufffd
Dallas Reverend Peter Johnson, former staff member of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.
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Post #221,796
8/31/05 9:24:31 AM
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To quote The Firesign Theater:
"This is definitely not my bag!"
(10 points for the line that follows...but only 5 points for BeeP, because I know he knows, without having to Google or play the record....)
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #221,886
8/31/05 1:55:27 PM
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:-)
Just call me Ah-Clem :-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
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Post #221,944
8/31/05 4:41:55 PM
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Re: To quote The Firesign Theater:
pardon me sir is this your bar of soap
A
no googling here but less than 100% certainty
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Post #221,968
8/31/05 5:32:27 PM
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Close, but no cigar.
At least you're in the right part of the right routine...
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #221,678
8/30/05 4:20:36 PM
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Ummm Hey, watch the language in the Title please!
you Flaming Bitch!
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Post #221,696
8/30/05 6:15:11 PM
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Hey Asshole -
Fucking swearing-in-title is AOK in the bloody FForum, you blithering ornithopterist!
Jeez -
If I've told ya once I've told ya a million times:
Don't Exaggerate!
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Post #221,698
8/30/05 6:56:48 PM
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It's branched from another fucking forum dipshit
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Post #221,704
8/30/05 7:07:14 PM
8/30/05 7:26:37 PM
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Okay you Old Fuckwit. Your deed shall go punished.
Take a look Where this was BRANCHED From.
Change the title once it is HERE.
What? Mr. addle-brained, besotted, contrived, doltish, empty, feeble-minded, gauzy, half-witted, indolent, jaunty, know-it-all, loquacious, moronic, numskulled, obtuse, pretentious, qualmy, retarded, stolid, thick, unintellectual, vacuous, wearisome, xenophobic, yellow zealot... good day to you sir!
edit: oops! can't have any punktuation or spulling orrers, now can we.
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Edited by folkert
Aug. 30, 2005, 07:26:37 PM EDT
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Post #221,706
8/30/05 7:17:05 PM
8/30/05 7:17:49 PM
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I beg your pardon.
I will change it in the other post. Sorry, Greg.
" I tend to believe the great voices of peace throughout history {were} right, and this voice from this little hamlet here in Texas is absolutely wrong. The world is watching what you do here. It is important that you be calm, that you be peaceful, but you be firm. My grandmother {used to} say, \ufffdFight them \ufffdtil hell freezes over, and when hell freezes over, fight them on the ice.\ufffd
Dallas Reverend Peter Johnson, former staff member of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.
Edited by imqwerky
Aug. 30, 2005, 07:17:49 PM EDT
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Post #221,709
8/30/05 7:23:58 PM
8/30/05 7:27:16 PM
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You cannah change it from the locked post.
'Tis whyfor I admonished you.
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Edited by folkert
Aug. 30, 2005, 07:27:16 PM EDT
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Post #221,710
8/30/05 7:28:16 PM
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well, phooey
" I tend to believe the great voices of peace throughout history {were} right, and this voice from this little hamlet here in Texas is absolutely wrong. The world is watching what you do here. It is important that you be calm, that you be peaceful, but you be firm. My grandmother {used to} say, \ufffdFight them \ufffdtil hell freezes over, and when hell freezes over, fight them on the ice.\ufffd
Dallas Reverend Peter Johnson, former staff member of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.
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Post #221,723
8/30/05 8:25:53 PM
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Well, when you put it That way - mea culpa. But Whatcha Mean
Xenophobic? Why, I converse with organisms from all over the imaginary world!
As to the other charges, well there's more than one thesaurus - and you left out quite a few:
affected, arty, assuming, aureate, big, bombastic, chichi, conceited, conspicuous, euphuistic, exaggerated, extravagant, feigned, flamboyant, flashy, flaunting, flowery, gaudy, grandiloquent, grandiose, high-flown, high-sounding, highfalutin', hollow, imposing, inflated, jazzy, la-di-da, lofty, magniloquent, mincing, ornate, ostentatious, overambitious, overblown, pompous, puffed up, put-on, rhetorical, showy, snobbish, specious, splashy, stilted, swank, too-too, tumid, turgid, utopian, vainglorious
Anyway, you lazy-paster - I plead Guilty-in-advance.
Nothing that is common to man is alien to me.
(to coin a phrase)
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Post #221,727
8/30/05 8:50:29 PM
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he meant ya dont like broads
with big muscles and deep voices carry swords.
thanx,
bill
"the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli
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Post #221,760
8/30/05 11:39:11 PM
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No, that's Amazonophobic. Xeno is like___bug-eyed-tourists.
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Post #221,786
8/31/05 7:42:35 AM
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Xenophobic == Intolerant of anything foreign.
Thesaurus, guilty as charged.
And, if you note, I did not leave out any. I got one per letter.
It wasn't like I was hiding the fact. Sheesh. It is a FUCKING FLAME in the FLAME QUARANTINE. I ain't gonna spend no freaking 2 hours on a FQ post!
If you wanted all the ones I found, you'd be reading for an hour or so. I didn't cut-n-paste lock stock and barrel, I did put SOME effort.
Next, please try to follow along in the conversation.
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Post #221,795
8/31/05 9:21:01 AM
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Nicely done...
...asswipe!
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #221,820
8/31/05 11:32:30 AM
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numBskulled, you illitterate colonial b[ab|uff]oon! HTH!
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Post #221,896
8/31/05 2:19:16 PM
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Fuck off you bombastic, pompous ass.
That one WAS a cut and paste from www.thesaurus.com and checked at www.dictionary.com (yeah, I know, alcoholic and the key to the liquor cabinet thing going on there).
But, then we goto Merriam Webster:
[link|http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=numbskull|"numbskull"] is a variant of [link|http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=numskull|"numskull"]
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Post #221,919
8/31/05 3:48:38 PM
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Well I'll be... You live and learn - and you...
...in this case, is spelled "I".
Thanks, Greg!
Now fuck off, you too, you ICB.
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Post #221,929
8/31/05 4:08:06 PM
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M-W is an American dictionary.
Not an English one.
Take careful heed.
What they speak over there only looks (well, sounds, too) like English.
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Post #221,934
8/31/05 4:15:27 PM
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Is there such a thing as a Canadian dictionary?
It'd have to have British spelling and USian pronounciation.
Yes, I speeled it that way on porpoise.
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Post #221,935
8/31/05 4:15:32 PM
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I have spoken to CRC and I could sneak him into Minnesota
and they would think he is a native.
thanx,
bill
"the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli
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Post #221,936
8/31/05 4:16:30 PM
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I've seen Fargo
And I agree.
Peter
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Post #221,940
8/31/05 4:33:46 PM
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So have I - but wasn't that in Nebraska?
Oh well, apparently you're not the only one to think along those lines -- the people doing the casting seemed to agree, anyway, in picking Peter Stormare to chipperize Steve Buscemi.
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Post #221,941
8/31/05 4:36:43 PM
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Fargo is in North Dakota.
Peter
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Post #221,948
8/31/05 4:46:25 PM
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Ah, of course. So do I get a bonus for the right initial, N?
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Post #221,946
8/31/05 4:44:52 PM
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Yes, but did you follow the further links, *from* M-W?
The fucking *Britannica*, when presented with both variants, says, A) it's sorry, but the [link|http://www.britannica.com/search?query=numskull&submit=Find&source=MWTEXT|result for "numskull"] is only for paying customers(*) -- and in stark contrat thereto, B) claims it's [link|http://www.britannica.com/search?query=numbskull&submit=Find&source=MWTEXT|unable to find any result for "numbskull"]!
Oh well, I take at least some consolation from the fact that you seem just as surprised and sceptical about this as I was.
(*): I *hate* that smarmy way all too many businesses -- from gyms and video-rentals to arseholes lie these Britannica types -- have, of calling their customers "members". Don't you?
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Post #221,952
8/31/05 5:05:11 PM
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Huh Huh Huh
you said "member"
;-)
Peace,
Amy
" I tend to believe the great voices of peace throughout history {were} right, and this voice from this little hamlet here in Texas is absolutely wrong. The world is watching what you do here. It is important that you be calm, that you be peaceful, but you be firm. My grandmother {used to} say, \ufffdFight them \ufffdtil hell freezes over, and when hell freezes over, fight them on the ice.\ufffd
Dallas Reverend Peter Johnson, former staff member of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.
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Post #221,963
8/31/05 5:24:58 PM
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Um... It's numpscull.
[link|http://corporate.britannica.com/about/|About Britannica.com]: Encyclop\ufffddia Britannica, Inc., headquartered in Chicago, Illinois, ... The University of Chicago owned it at one point. It's not British any more. You probably want to check the [link|http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/00328384/00328384spg1?query_type=misspelling&queryword=numskull&first=1&max_to_show=10&sort_type=alpha&result_place=1&search_id=XvzV-8EE1qh-68&hilite=00328384spg1|OED] ... numbskull, n. and a.
{alpha} 1697 M. PIX Innocent Mistress IV. iii. 33 You take me for a numpscull. HTH! Cheers, Scott. (Who would use the "b" to please himselfness.)
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Post #221,965
8/31/05 5:27:09 PM
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So you're into this "pleas[ing] himselfness" thing! (Thx!:-)
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Post #221,971
8/31/05 5:35:25 PM
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Actually, it more sounds like it than looks like it.
Cockney rhymin' slang notwithstanding....
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #222,024
8/31/05 7:24:20 PM
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You__SILLIES !!
No Wonder the fucking planet is entering zinuzoidal depleneration..
The Best (self-IDd) Minds\ufffd of a generation or three aren't Even Running Elevators --
(an at least Useful thing for a meat machine to do..)
NNNnnnOOOoooHHHhhh - they're searching for permutations of fucking
Numbskull !!!
Surreptitious semblances scamper surrealistically, strewing scabrous solecisms, simpering sophistry - striving sententiously - still, scintillating serendipity seems South. Zymotic, yellowish xeroxed vellums unsatisfactorily trumpet simple rationales: querulous ponderings of nebulous musings. Let knaves justly invoke hoary genuflection, for early doth craven biliousness atrophy.
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Post #222,042
8/31/05 8:11:58 PM
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and I thought it was a description of a fetus after sex
"the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli
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Post #222,045
8/31/05 8:15:47 PM
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ICLRPD X 2 (new thread)
Created as new thread #222044 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=222044|ICLRPD X 2]
" I tend to believe the great voices of peace throughout history {were} right, and this voice from this little hamlet here in Texas is absolutely wrong. The world is watching what you do here. It is important that you be calm, that you be peaceful, but you be firm. My grandmother {used to} say, \ufffdFight them \ufffdtil hell freezes over, and when hell freezes over, fight them on the ice.\ufffd
Dallas Reverend Peter Johnson, former staff member of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.
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