Xenophobic? Why, I converse with organisms from all over the imaginary world!
As to the other charges, well there's more than one thesaurus - and you left out quite a few:
affected, arty, assuming, aureate, big, bombastic, chichi, conceited, conspicuous, euphuistic, exaggerated, extravagant, feigned, flamboyant, flashy, flaunting, flowery, gaudy, grandiloquent, grandiose, high-flown, high-sounding, highfalutin', hollow, imposing, inflated, jazzy, la-di-da, lofty, magniloquent, mincing, ornate, ostentatious, overambitious, overblown, pompous, puffed up, put-on, rhetorical, showy, snobbish, specious, splashy, stilted, swank, too-too, tumid, turgid, utopian, vainglorious
Anyway, you lazy-paster - I plead Guilty-in-advance.
Nothing that is common to man is alien to me.
(to coin a phrase)