Just in case you still missed your own typo, Ash...
Naah, considering where it's applied, a merkin is (al-)most definitely NOT "a pubLic wig"...! :-)
(And, hey, what's up with the "for women" bit?!? Never heard that before... So it's OK for us guys to go bald, there too?)
Christian R. Conrad
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything