I go with C) too, or maybe D) he tells fart jokes, too.

Did you happen to read the letters at your linked site? (There are only a few in his 'forum' of weird jscript kind)

There are several links to like-minded orgs including this at [link|http://www.andromeda.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Writing/a.html| Rutgers.]


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Somehow we must make the occasional room for such increasingly necessary neologisms as [dumbth! and] fuckwit .. which need never be enhanced into polysyllabic 'explanation' - It Just Feels Right, as in the use of articles, "a" and "an" via sound.

In my parallel universe, Galileo's response would have been:
If you fuckwits think I am going to tell you It Doesn't Move, when a half-blind jackass can see that It Moves...

(Of course too, in my universe the priest class has shame; each knows that he doesn't know shit.. and is just faking it.)