This bird tends to dress in dark blue pinstriped plumage of other, similar species, but can be easily distinguished by its soft, yellow, underbelly (which is rarely shows in public, but can often bee seen in gathering places called "boardrooms"). It is als distinguished by its various cries, such as:
"Once we stem piracy, we will be able to raise prices in order to regainlost profits from piracy."

"Once consumers can no longer get free music, they will have to buy the music in the formats we choose to put out."


They are also know for shitting all over the place, especially where they eat, and randomly killing members of that endangered species: The Goose that Laid the Golden Egg.