Emergency room prior to wedding (long story)...however...on my chart in very big letters... BILL PATIENT... to which the doctor, on first look, said ..."ok but what's the patient's name."
Also, radio handle...Doctor Bill Patient...didn't quite carry the same schtick as Dr Johnny Fever...but the GM liked the double entendre. (yes...I did radio under my real name) Doctor Bill (obvious): Dr Patient...who has a great relationship to himself...etc....
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Thanks guys...we're up to what...Chapter 11 just for today?