When one is in the throes of crackpot theology -- all else heard, are words of that Ol Debbil. Especially the measured intelligent logical progressions: just go to show How devious be Ol Debbil.

(Kinda like Ol gawd a hidin them fossils n'stuff.. so's to disguise the Truth of Creationism from the yokels. That Ol Gawd fella - Him love pull wings off flies shipwrecked on islands; why He be the noblest invention of Man, some say)

288. ARGUMENT FROM BRAINWASHING

1) Atheists claim that Christians have been brainwashed by churches, priests and religious environment.
2) Yeah, well, you have been brainwashed by secular colleges and universities! Your brainwashing keeps you from the Truth!
3) Therefore, God exists.


290. ARGUMENT FROM WHATEVER I DO

1) Sometimes I do good things, and sometimes I do bad things.
2) When I do good things, this proves that God is helping me to be good.
3) When I do bad things, this proves that the devil has tempted me to do evil, and I need God's help to overcome temptation.
4) So whatever I do, it proves that God exists.
5) Therefore, God exists


Ashton, Nonexistant