>> But, hey, if we're goin to go down that road, why be *that* specific?!? <<

You make it sound like an all-or-nothing thing. You gave no specifics of how OO is helping, so why even mention OO? Too much code in events snippets is a poor practice regardless of paradigm (except maybe by some XP extremists).

>> Now do the world a favour and piss off and die. <<

Bordering on a physical threat.

(Is he like this in real life? He reminds me of a redneck in a red pickup that I flipped off once for cutting in front of me. Yosemite Pickup Sam.)