OK, try this [link|http://pages.cthome.net/arkadiy/ResumeAfterNetops.htm|link]. I usually use emacs for my documents, but resume is an exception - too many headhunters want it in Word.
As to Perl... I have nothing against scripting languages like TCL and Python. But Perl's syntactic baroque drives me crazy. 10 different syntaxes for one thing, some with subtle performance implications, backward compatibility to a fault. I can't program in a language for which I couldn't write a parser. May be Perl 6 will be cleaner - one can always hope.