$ telnet www.bankone.com 80
Trying 159.53.220.1...
Connected to www.bankone.com.
Escape character is '^]'.
GET /asdf.html
HTTP/1.1 404 Object Not Found
Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0
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I've been thinking about switching banks for a while for other reasons. This just adds more fuel to my fire...