Perhaps higher universal forces thought that the death-throes should be speeded up, lest they suffer the ignominy of having even the do0dZ walk out in mid Ad-stream, too. (Hey! didn't Scott peel off some fivers* to get us Off the ad.doubleclick teat?)
* which IIRC -WeThey still owe! Now a friend has converted to Dvorak keyboard, painfully... after all these years. Should we send Scott a Dvorak too: it's Much Faster but,
first.. it Hurts quite a bit.
A.