1) Yes, we ARE The Great Satan\ufffd
2) Yes, we are preocupied with sex, juvenile and guilty about it - simultaneously. (Explains a lot of our incessant BS on 'morality' and such)
3) Sex Sells. Our GOD is $$, no matter what we say on that topic.
4) We Love things that go BANG! [Too!] We'll blow you UP before we will Help You UP the $$ ladder. (We Compete; we don't Share, but we love our cradle-to-grave Insurance while we crow about Induhvidualism)
5) We're spoiled, irascible, sanctimonious, testy, impatient. We have a Mean Streak as wide as the Grand Canyon (which we call 'conservatism') and a Niceness streak as wide as a vagina (which we call 'liberalism' - look up under extinct, obs.)
6) We have the largest arsenal of rationalizations, euphemisms, sanctimony -- of any group ever. You can't match this.
7) We are irrational about *most* arguable human matters.
8) It's *OUR* Century and we have to play out the Greed, Power and Warm-Puppy $entimentalizing... to the end ---> [???]
9) We Have ~ 280 Million Individual-GODS which speak to us, in tongues.


So: DEAL WITH IT!
Young Muslims: Come to the FUN Hedonism Party or DIE a virgin, in poverty - your only video will be: your pre-martyr going-away one. You Choose; screw them old fuddy-duddies who can't even get it up anymore.


What could be simpler? and.. for the very First Time!
We need only Tell The Truth.



Ashton
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