Clever idea...
but I'm thinking that MM would send a clear signal to the Muslim world that we are taking over their children's souls... Sweet payback for us, their kids screaming to making a pilgramage to see Mickey Mouse for a change.
Just a few thoughts,
Screamer
As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
J. Lennon - Working Class Hero