Elevators
Elevators.
Let me tell you about a elevators. You think you know elevators until you don't. M checked into a lovely hotel in Seattle. It was way over what I was used to but she got a good deal. She didn't realize the deal included 60 bucks a night just to park your car. Thank you very much not again.
They only have valet parking. I don't like giving up my car but I do. I have a card. It says a room way too high. I wave it at the valet and he compliments me on me having the penthouse. Excuse me?
It seems that M has been a bit exaggeratory on who I am and I have joined a club and they give me stuff. Penthouse. M has an inner Karen that you could not believe.
I double check with the desk. What's your floor should I be going to? She says 34 and waves me to the elevators and gives me some instructions which I ignore. Everyone knows how to use an elevator. Why do I need instructions? Innstructions? I was so wrong.
Walk in to the elevator and try to press my button. It laughs at me silently. I look around for the camera crew.
I didn't realize I need to press my room card to the room card reader which will then allow me to press the correct button. It won't allow me to press any other button. I figured this was a good security thing. But then of course I had to try the stairs. The stairs will let me in on any floor I want.
Each time I come back into the building I see people checking in. The clerk yells out the elevator instructions that everybody ignores. They get into the elevator and then they panic. I stand in the back and wait for the reaction for a moment and then I teach them. This is what you do to get to your floor and it's a safety thing but it's not really. Be kind to the next people and teach them as well.
And another thing. Someone was bitching about whatever inconvenience of the moment she felt was troubling her. She said she felt like she was in jail. I asked her if she had ever been to jail. She said no. I was prepared for a hell of a rant and then my elevator arrived and I just got on the elevator and smiled at her.
Let me tell you about a elevators. You think you know elevators until you don't. M checked into a lovely hotel in Seattle. It was way over what I was used to but she got a good deal. She didn't realize the deal included 60 bucks a night just to park your car. Thank you very much not again.
They only have valet parking. I don't like giving up my car but I do. I have a card. It says a room way too high. I wave it at the valet and he compliments me on me having the penthouse. Excuse me?
It seems that M has been a bit exaggeratory on who I am and I have joined a club and they give me stuff. Penthouse. M has an inner Karen that you could not believe.
I double check with the desk. What's your floor should I be going to? She says 34 and waves me to the elevators and gives me some instructions which I ignore. Everyone knows how to use an elevator. Why do I need instructions? Innstructions? I was so wrong.
Walk in to the elevator and try to press my button. It laughs at me silently. I look around for the camera crew.
I didn't realize I need to press my room card to the room card reader which will then allow me to press the correct button. It won't allow me to press any other button. I figured this was a good security thing. But then of course I had to try the stairs. The stairs will let me in on any floor I want.
Each time I come back into the building I see people checking in. The clerk yells out the elevator instructions that everybody ignores. They get into the elevator and then they panic. I stand in the back and wait for the reaction for a moment and then I teach them. This is what you do to get to your floor and it's a safety thing but it's not really. Be kind to the next people and teach them as well.
And another thing. Someone was bitching about whatever inconvenience of the moment she felt was troubling her. She said she felt like she was in jail. I asked her if she had ever been to jail. She said no. I was prepared for a hell of a rant and then my elevator arrived and I just got on the elevator and smiled at her.
