
if you hold a mortgage burning party
burn a photocopy, NOT the original. I've read stories on the internet where people get bitten on the ass after the fact from screwed up bureaucracies.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897