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by Andrew Grygus
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3/28/15 2:24:36 PM
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New Reading the bible - a funny.
D, one of my less stable assistants, was an admirer of the Dalai Lama, but she fell under the spell of a TV preacher. The picture of His Holiness and various other evidence disappeared, and a little plastic gazebo housing a manger and Baby Jesus appeared at her desk.

A couple weeks later she asked me to order a bible for her on-line. I searched and found a nice study bible. It came in on a Friday and I handed it to her to take home.

I know she spent some hours of the weekend reading it - because Monday morning the gazebo was gone and the Dalai Lama was back up on the wall.
Post #400,514
by Another Scott
3/28/15 2:52:48 PM
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New :-)
Post #400,515
by Andrew Grygus
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3/28/15 2:56:04 PM
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New Another funny - not bible
Back in ancient times when I was gainfully employed, my boss was hit on by the Hari Krishna folks, and they gave him a portrait of A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada. He pinned it on the wall above his desk and said "That's my Swami".

I responded by pinning up my own swami, a portrait of Aleister Crowley dressed as a Turkish Alchemist.

A few weeks later he tired if it, ripped it down off the wall and tossed in the trash. The next morning he was stopped at the guard booth and escorted off the property.

I immediately went out and got a frame for my swami's picture. No way was I taking it down.

Sales guy: "So, I hear you've taken over Earl's old job".

Me: "Yes".

Sales guy: "But you didn't get his title".

Me: "No - but I got the money".

Sales guy: "Well, I guess that shoots me down".

Post #400,517
by boxley
3/28/15 3:41:24 PM
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New the one that fester adams emulated?
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Post #400,518
by Andrew Grygus
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3/28/15 4:06:10 PM
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New Yeah, but he looked a lot different in the Turkish get-up.
     Teaching evolution at the University of Kentucky. - (rcareaga) - (22) - March 26, 2015, 12:49:38 PM EDT
         Ha! Typical of a Southern Baptist. - (mmoffitt) - March 26, 2015, 01:05:34 PM EDT
         That is funny and sad at the same time. - (a6l6e6x) - March 26, 2015, 03:40:39 PM EDT
         some people think the movie "waterboy" with adam sandler is a documentary -NT - (boxley) - March 26, 2015, 07:30:16 PM EDT
         Church history should also be more widely taught. - (static) - (14) - March 26, 2015, 07:46:25 PM EDT
             They don't passively ignore it, they actively ignore it - (drook) - (13) - March 27, 2015, 09:41:12 AM EDT
                 but pastor, the pictures in the bible dont show them dressed like this? - (boxley) - March 27, 2015, 10:22:13 AM EDT
                 Yes. - (static) - (11) - March 28, 2015, 03:32:05 AM EDT
                     It's been a long time... - (Another Scott) - (10) - March 28, 2015, 10:30:32 AM EDT
                         Reading the bible... heh - (hnick) - (8) - March 28, 2015, 01:04:05 PM EDT
                             The worst thing about religion is the people in power. - (Another Scott) - (1) - March 28, 2015, 12:46:02 PM EDT
                                 "Who does that to a child??" - (lincoln) - March 28, 2015, 05:02:38 PM EDT
                             Reading the bible - a funny. - (Andrew Grygus) - (4) - March 28, 2015, 02:24:36 PM EDT
                                 :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - March 28, 2015, 02:52:48 PM EDT
                                 Another funny - not bible - (Andrew Grygus) - (2) - March 28, 2015, 02:56:04 PM EDT
                                     the one that fester adams emulated? -NT - (boxley) - (1) - March 28, 2015, 03:41:24 PM EDT
                                         Yeah, but he looked a lot different in the Turkish get-up. -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - March 28, 2015, 04:06:10 PM EDT
                             anteaters - (rcareaga) - March 30, 2015, 02:09:22 PM EDT
                         There's reading and then there's reading. - (static) - March 29, 2015, 04:43:31 AM EDT
         A hard row to hoe.. where brains are pre-encrusted - (Ashton) - (3) - March 29, 2015, 05:03:30 AM EDT
             "... deep mutual respect/transcending all the vicious racism ..." - (drook) - (2) - March 29, 2015, 11:08:49 AM EDT
                 dont step in the kimosabe -NT - (boxley) - March 29, 2015, 05:32:40 PM EDT
                 It is not Nice to delve too deeply - (Ashton) - March 30, 2015, 05:31:12 AM EDT

Dr. Ashton prescribes a nice warm cup of cloaca cocoa.
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