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New Australian possums are totally different.
Our possums came from South America when Panama became a land bridge. Marsupials were extinct in North America.

You can't chase our possums away because they are too stupid. Many years ago I caught one in my pigeon coop and gave it a sound thrashing to teach it not to be there. It was back in less than 15 minutes.

Since then I've fought any number of them with my Swiss army knife (it's 24 inches long, so it gives me a decent stand-off distance). They're ferocious, and they're tough - like a half inflated football with some chicken bones inside - and I tell you, they're too stupid even to realize that they're dead.
New Yep. Totally different.
Ours are afraid of people. And doing something like turning the hose on them means they probably won't come back for 24 hours. I see what you mean about "really dumb"!

Wade.
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New This girl is about to need you
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New I always wondered why they were called "opossum".
Now I know: they really are a different beast. You just need to compare a picture and it's obvious. The Aussie possum has a much shorter snout than the US opoossum.

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New They also have a long naked tail like a rat . . .
. . and their fur isn't nice and plush either - but I don't recall ever hearing anyone call one an "opossum" - it's just "possum" except sometimes in print.
New Note also that the Australian and American "possums" . . .
. . differ at the order level, so they are related only very distantly.
New I've chased them with a pitchfork
Well, more like poked. They're impossible to herd, even with pain. Wide open garage door, angry dude with pitchfork, and the possum was more interested in hissing and hunkering behind the lawn mower than running for obvious freedom 2 feet away.
Regards,
-scott
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New My father-in-law beat one with a broomstick
He started by trying to shoo it away. It barely looked up from eating his garden. Then he tried poking. No joy. Eventually he was going after it like it was a piñata. It only left when he kept hitting the head and it couldn't get a bite of what it was after.
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Drew
     Dang! this keeps happening. - (Andrew Grygus) - (31)
         Some weird looking beasts there. - (Another Scott) - (28)
             We have cats and raccoons under our deck. - (malraux) - (27)
                 We had some opossums a few years ago. - (Another Scott) - (26)
                     "It is illegal to be a possum in the state of California" - (Andrew Grygus) - (21)
                         Yeah, it's understandable, but still disconcerting. - (Another Scott)
                         Would never have considered a possum stupid. - (static) - (15)
                             Australian possums are totally different. - (Andrew Grygus) - (7)
                                 Yep. Totally different. - (static)
                                 This girl is about to need you - (crazy) - (3)
                                     I always wondered why they were called "opossum". - (static) - (2)
                                         They also have a long naked tail like a rat . . . - (Andrew Grygus)
                                         Note also that the Australian and American "possums" . . . - (Andrew Grygus)
                                 I've chased them with a pitchfork - (malraux) - (1)
                                     My father-in-law beat one with a broomstick - (drook)
                             They're strange animals. - (Another Scott) - (6)
                                 Well, I sure haven't ever seen one do that. -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - (5)
                                     Me neither. - (Another Scott) - (4)
                                         Wheeeee - (crazy) - (3)
                                             Dumb as a soapdish -NT - (malraux) - (1)
                                                 But not as foamy ... you hope -NT - (drook)
                                             Surprise ending. :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                         Well, you could always eat them! - (a6l6e6x) - (3)
                             Those things are so ugly NOTHING wants to eat them. -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - (2)
                                 taste like squirrel -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                                     If I ever make Brunswick stew . . . - (Andrew Grygus)
                     Try mothballs - (hnick) - (3)
                         :-) Thanks. -NT - (Another Scott)
                         Just throw them under the deck? - (malraux) - (1)
                             That's what we did. - (hnick)
         No B52s reference? I'm disappointed -NT - (drook)
         Typo - (crazy)

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