But by all means, do tell me more about these devices of yours which are of no interest or relevance to me or this thread.
And then do proceed to tell me about how me talking about my iPad makes a hitherto undefined and unidentified something into your 'problem', just in case I wasn't confused enough.
And then, when you get called on this stream-of-consciousness stuff, accuse me of indulging in advocacy, just by the very act of talking about something.
Or, alternatively, just ignore me and the threads I start.