I'm talking about my iPad, not yours.
And no, I'm not acting like it's your problem, because my iPad isn't your problem. In fact, none of this thread is about your problems. Hell, it's not about anyone's problems.
The thing I don't get is what you expect me to do with the information in your post. You see, I started this thread as a vehicle for me to chat about my new iPad. Not for advocacy, just for "woo, I've got new shiny!", and the "you can do this cool thing with it" and "don't forget that it's ass if you don't do this or if you do that" - you know, the usual things people like to talk about when they've got new shiny.
So you don't like Apple products. I don't think anyone here is unaware of that fact. So I'm really not sure what you expect the response to be. It seems that you wanted to tell me that you don't like Apple products (which is fine; I'm not forcing you to buy Apple products, and you're not forcing me to buy Android products). It's the motivation for you wanting to tell me that which confuses me.
You're not going to change my mind, you're not providing me with any new information, you're not asking me a question, and there's not much I can say in response other than variations on a theme of "uh, ok".
Throw me a bone here, Greg.