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Microsoft today clarifies its need for >8GB for an 'operating' System:
"It's because our security concerns are so much greater than in those other OSs.
We use more memory so that you can enjoy the fruits of our new Beyond-secure OS improvements.
Enjoy your new freedom from intruders."
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