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As I recall, the average human is immune to the pixie dust unless the experience is mediated by (A) childhood—anecdotal evidence suggests that merely by having an urchin in tow a mild "contact high" can be achieved, or (B) a few hundred micrograms of a once-popular indole alkaloid. I tried the first approach in 1957 and again in 1965; the second on half a dozen occasions between 1969 and 1971. On one of these latter expeditions a companion thought it would be droll for us to ride through the über-treacly "It's a Small World" attraction. The machinery stalled, and our car was stuck in a chamber with a hundred demonic singing manikins warbling the ride's eponymous ditty. I was wearing a watch; the twenty minutes seemed like...well, in that condition the twenty minutes passed v-e-r-r-r-y slowly. mmoffit would have been grimly pleased. It was a couple of chastened and trembling teenagers who emerged at length from the exit.

cordially,

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Expand Edited by rcareaga Feb. 19, 2010, 02:32:45 PM EST
New You bastard
My colleagues think I'm crazy fucked up now.

I laughed for, well, for twenty minutes! ;)
New Oh dear.
I *hate* that ride. Even my 6yo son had issues with it.
Regards,
-scott
Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson.
New Speaking of alkaloids..
Ibogaine ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibogaine

(Probably not your experimental substance wayback; this one's now trying to be groomed as an anti-)
And natch, Puritamerica has proscribed the sucker, rendering US basic research flaccid;
meanwhile all those suburban methheads gone blooey in their desperate search to Somehow Got Outta the Murican experience ... await deliverance. (No, not That one. Prevert.)

But they can still go to Mexico, when it's time to come down and face the mouthbreathers.
Alkaloids.. the perfect companion to The Botany of Desire, that masterpiece of infosatire of the biped hubris experience:

Yes, Virginia, plants Are smarter than people.


     have to pay the rat one last time - (boxley) - (12)
         Which rat be dat? -NT - (drook) - (1)
             the orlando rat, hope yer kids never hear about it -NT - (boxley)
         Hey.. it's just a Big mouse - (Ashton) - (3)
             Ah, *that* rat - (drook)
             breaking another solumn promise to myself tomorrow - (boxley) - (1)
                 La ... la ... la .. la .. LA LA LA ! -NT - (crazy)
         mouse magic - (rcareaga) - (3)
             You bastard - (jake123)
             Oh dear. - (malraux)
             Speaking of alkaloids.. - (Ashton)
         Let me know the plans... - (beepster) - (1)
             at the super8 in kissimmee - (boxley)

There ARE supposed to be two as-es there!
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