in my capacity as a Reverend in the Church of Universal Life. Signed the documents just like any other er, professional.

Two didn't work out.. one in weeks, t'other over several years.
Third appears to be intact, hallow'ed by each's desire to accumulate as many $$ as possible.
(Is gold thicker than blood?)

Just a tad worse than the National Average, eh?

(And No! I didn't wear my Mad Hatter hat for the ceremonies.)

But Yess! -- sorely tempted :-0