Does the sun go around the Earth?
Can you show where Iraq, Afghanistan are on a globe, map, whatever?
Then there's this:

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,,24589641-2702,00.html
"What's the G20?'' (President stumper)
qed

Our election rituals reflect that low level of expectations and the dumbing-down which renders the questions insipid and the answers slogans.

If you ran Jack the Ripper against anyone - it would still be close (especially if Jack could play a guitar, made a lot of B-movies, and was pretty.)

(Having Found God may not be a sole criterion, for a while - only because the last one who made it on that sole qualification ... etc. Maybe in a couple weeks though? by which time many will have forgotten.)