...The most important mystery-pork-parts product...[link|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_roll|Taylor Ham]!
Thankfully (though my arteries might disagree), I've found a local place here in Naperville that stocks it (City Meat Market, for those who might be in/passing through the area). My kids now love it, and I have to fight them for breakfast when we pick up a pound (which is about 6 times a year. It doesn't last long.)