You shoulda seen the first draft, sweetheart. Took a good year, eighteen months off my life to throttle it back like that: what was posted was like unto a father's tender kiss upon the brow by comparison, you betcha.
but when I come in here with genuine emotion, and post something with raw feelings...
Well there you are! Leading epidemiologists agree that raw feelings are up to 500 times more dangerous than cooked feelings: why the salmonella risk alone...!

It's the water. It's got to be the St. Louis water.