Erm. That sounds not-at-all-vaguely rude. Ooer missus, get your [link|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_Pompeii!#Catchphrases|titters] out, etc. Anyhow.

It was the [link|http://www.marieteresie.cz/en/profil.html|Marie Teresie] and I ordered the Prague Butcher's Platter, which had (as the name implies) a variety of interesting sausages and meats on it.

Including a piece of tongue that very much looked like tongue - a transverse section, approximately 4cm in length. Jo was very not impressed with it and insisted I eat it first, because it was discomfiting to her.

It was delicious. Tender, rich-tasting and not too salty.