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New Some NJ "facts", for those of us familiar with the area...
Yeah, OK, so it's from a forwarded email. And yeah, some of these "facts" are outdated, or just plain incorrect. Deal with it.

If you've ever lived in Jersey ...you'll appreciate this!
New Jersey is a peninsula.
Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida .
New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky .
New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana , Cuba.
New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.
New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."
New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.
North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.
The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland.
New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous: Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch, Cape May.
New Jersey has the most stringent testing along our coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.
New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.
Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.
New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production (and here you thought Massachusetts ?)
Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America, opened in Hoboken .
New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.
New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth . Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.
New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in Newark), Liberty International.
George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.
The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ, laboratory.
We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.
The first seaplane was built in Keyport, NJ.
The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport, NJ.
The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ.
New Jersey was home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.
The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on its playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.
And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to mention salt water taffy.
New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.
The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey , in the Watchung Mountains.
New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ)
New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City.
The Pulaski SkyWay, from Jersey City to Newark , was the first skyway highway.
NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).
The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.
The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton ).
The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ, (but they're all gone now!).
New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S" pro football teams!
The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.
The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.
All New Jersey natives: Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Joe DePasquale, Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm.Halsey,Jr., Dave Thomas (Wendy's), William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia, Kelly Ripa, and, of course, Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino.
The Great Falls in Paterson, on the Passaic River, is the second highest waterfall on the East Coast of the US.

You know you're from Jersey when . . .

You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."
You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 A.M.
You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and
you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
You know what a "jug handle" is.
You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
You know that the state isn't all farmland.
You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey -- there's the
shore -- and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."
You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try...Mexico...York...Hampshire -- doesn't work, does it?).
You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.
You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.
You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different."
You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton -- that's for out-of-staters.
The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.
You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.
You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.
You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.
You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.
You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
And finally . . .
You've NEVER, NEVER NEVER, EVER pumped your own gas.
-YendorMike

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania
New Painfully true
You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
A good chunk of that opening drive is the last 30 minutes of my "commute"
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
New And one more -
Cherry Hill is the preferred way-point for forwarding your Norton engine on to Bracebridge Street, Blighty.

OK OK.. it's a Model of concentrated Excess == Mallville USA; still -
Meryl Streep, Ernie Kovacs, Bull Halsey, Walt Whitman make up .... summat.

(I must have driven through there enroute Boston --> Miami?)
Oh - bet That was the Turnpike stretch.. / mind too numbed to See anything.

New However, the mall concentration...
...is in Imric's former stomping ground in north central.

7 HUGE (not Mall of America huge) but 3 story couple hundred store malls within 20-25 miles of each other. Great place to go if you are looking for...well...just about anything.
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
New Carrefour
First "[link|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrefour|hypermarket]" I ever saw. There had to be at least 50 registers across the front. The grocery section in the corner looked tiny from a distance, but when you got close you realized it was bigger than any grocery store you'd ever seen.
===

Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
[link|http://DocHope.com|http://DocHope.com]
New But.. if your greens have all wilted, while crossing the
county-sized floor . . .

Loved the 'political' essay \ufffd cum "how Executive minds ~work" -
Proliferation of Big Giant Corporations means: which?

1) Acceleration towards a socialist government?

2) Beating competition via political discourse, not bizness numbers?

3) Always trusting the paranoid mindset of your Execs?









ANS: All three.


After all, one old defn. of genius is, the capacity for holding two contradictory ideas in mind - at once. How much Larger must be the jelloware of the top Suited-Ones-in-Suites who must juggle three??


Clearly, this illusionary World-of-Opposites does Not! function via K.E. = \ufffd\ufffdM\ufffdV\ufffd
It runs on free-range bafflegab. PhD [piled higher and deeper]
Wish I'd grokked a bit earlier, that that juvenile PhD quip was actually esoteric Revealed Truth :-/
(Like "Row row row your boat ..." - was originally a Sufi story, epigram)
New The new Walmart's are that size
My first "hypermarche" experience was actually in Brussels in the early 80s. We had a "GB" up the street which sold everything...and it had a restaurant AND a fast food place...the restaurant sold buckets of mussels and beer...it was a popular place.

You could even get a "Royale with cheese"
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
New Auchan here
I used to shop at the [link|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auchan|Auchan] hypermarket, they opened their first US location in Houston soon after I moved here. The 2nd US location opened in 2000. Unable to compete with Wal Mart and Target, Auchan closed both locations in 2003. The 2nd location was used by FEMA as a disaster recovery center after Katrina and Rita.
Darrell Spice, Jr.            Trendy yet complex\nPeople seek me out - though they're not sure why\n[link|http://spiceware.org/gallery/ArtisticOverpass|Artistic Overpass]                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare]
New According to urban legend
Sam Walton walked into an Auchan years ago, was extremely impressed, and said to himself, "I gotta do this too." Thus was born the Wal-Mart/grocery store combination.
lincoln

"Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow


Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem.


I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the United States.


[link|mailto:bconnors@ev1.net|contact me]
New Biggs
In the late 1980s I occasionally shopped at [link|http://www.biggs.com|Biggs] on the east side of Cincinnati. (The web page is unresponsive to me at the moment.) It was, er, Big.

Cheers,
Scott.
New Heck, two of them in walking distance from eachother!
Woodbridge and Menlo Park!

Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
New A lovely song about NJ
I'm from New Jersey
I don't expect too much
If the world ended today
I would adjust

I'm from New Jersey
No I don't talk that way
I watched too much TV
When I was young

I'm from New Jersey
My mom's Italian
I've read those mafia books
We don't belong

The girls from New Jersey
Have that great big hair
They're found in shopping malls
I will take you there

I'm from New Jersey
It's not like Texas
There is no mystery
I can't pretend

I'm from New Jersey
It's like Ohio
But even more so
Imagine that

I know which exit
And where I'm bound
The tolls on the parkway
They will slow you down

New Jersey people
They will suprise you
Cause they're not expected
To do too much

They will try harder
They may go further
Cause they never think
That they are good enough

I'm from New Jersey
I don't expect too much
If the world ended today
I would adjust
I would adjust
I would adjust
     Some NJ "facts", for those of us familiar with the area... - (Yendor) - (11)
         Painfully true - (bepatient)
         And one more - - (Ashton) - (8)
             However, the mall concentration... - (bepatient) - (7)
                 Carrefour - (drewk) - (5)
                     But.. if your greens have all wilted, while crossing the - (Ashton)
                     The new Walmart's are that size - (bepatient)
                     Auchan here - (SpiceWare) - (1)
                         According to urban legend - (lincoln)
                     Biggs - (Another Scott)
                 Heck, two of them in walking distance from eachother! - (imric)
         A lovely song about NJ - (bionerd)

Peanut butter is "dinner" as long as you put it on a plate.
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