No.. no nnN00..
In the clever Handy Hints books
Panty Hose . . .
is the sine qua hey nonny nonny for -
filtering,
immersing things in noxious cleaners, liquids,
storing of strange objects,
air circulation,
(keeping apples, garlic cloves or potatoes open to air circ. but not abutting - as spreads the rot)
vibration damping,
garroting visiting pests,
- - - etcetera - - -
One needs to cultivate a female, male (or trans) who is prone to running through bramble fields on a lark, while in biz uniform - for a continuous supply of these marvelously versatile forms of garb-torture.
(Obv conceived by Puritans in an effort to cover obscene legs, lest Ideas happen; (also to elevate the bug count; kill off more uppity sarcastic wenches) before these embarrassed more men - by building better B-29 instrument panels than the short-attention-span males of the era.)
Panty Hose.. it's not just for foot fetishists any more.